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The worst part about being a caveman is people constantly yelling questions about seed oil and fermented foods when you're just trying to relax.

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The only annoying part is how the Ai keeps complimenting your blackmail skills instead of ruining the world.

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You've got to own that feeling, girl.

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I want to be buried at the K-T boundary holding a box of brass gears marked Time Machine.

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Kicking myself for not teeing this up as a major kickstarter.

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Oddly enough, Ouroboros is also the sound a snake makes when trying to do this.

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I'm so incredibly available to write this movie and 17 sequels. It's like the movie Wall Street, but with dolls.

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The flip side is once you get in the machine, you can start searching for the machine in the machine.

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Unrelated, on a bluesky thread we discovered that there are many philosophers whose names rhyme with Bagel, but other Jewish breads are not so favored.

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No, it doesn't belong in the bodily needs section. If anything, it's in opposition to bodily needs.

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For body soap, especially private areas, you want a gentle, moisturizing Antichrist.

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The weird part is I'll get complaint emails about the 2037 Olympics not being possible, and not, like, the rest of this idea.

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How come nobody has made this? Or did they all go mad after making it, so we haven't heard?

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The other thing is the robots are stingy with the porn and drugs.

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The real punchline comes later when he marries a person who loves him, has a good boss, is respected by his children, works at a rewarding job for 40 years, travels the world for 25 years, and dies in painless repose, surrounded by loved ones.

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Technically, this is literary humor.

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Do they still do this? When I was a kid, villains were constantly dangling from buildings and being saved.

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Based almost entirely on something Tomer Ullman told me, and I hereby nominate him as First Dean of Shenanigans.

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All I'm saying is this would be the ultimate proof that God has a dirty mind.

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I read in an econ book that panel four is a thing that actually happens, and I've been terrified ever since.