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You kids today don't suffer like I suffered in my day, which is good because suffering is bad.

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Also how come you never just get a neutral mob?

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I heard you like relatable slice of life humor?

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If you didn't want me to look, you shouldn't have evolved elaborate mimicry.

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This way avoids violence.

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Turns out the combination of sycophancy and lack of persistent experience of reality is irresistible.

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I heard you like family slice-of-life comics, Internet!

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I haven't dated in a long time, so this may be unrealistic.

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Hope this insight ruins you as much as it ruined me.

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If this profound insight leads to a future utopia, somebody owes me a dollar.

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Linguists are cruel.

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The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted.

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Actually for me you can get it down to an eyeroll and a tired sigh.

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Really should've gone for even more closeup on panel 2.

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Meanwhile the Engineers are just lighting themselves on fire to see what happens.

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Actually maybe this is the solution to the Fermi Paradox.

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I believe this comic is making fun of naive objections to consequentialism, but I am not 100% certain.

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Pretty pleased with panel 2.

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I'm having the last panel inscribed on my tombstone.

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Also I have very revealing undergarments but not in an attractive way.