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If I can get just one teen girl to use the word epistemic, this entire career will have been valuable.

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I feel like if you said this on twitter someone wearing a shirt that reads INTERNET would come into your house and take an ax to your router.

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It is now only cheating in your reference frame.

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The president is actually doing the same thing in the third to last panel.

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Back when I was in art school, we believed in this with all our hearts.

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It's not a topical comic in that I suspect I'll be posting it every few years for a long time.

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The secret ingredient is a half teaspoon of rosewater.

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Aw, he's fucking off.

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Bonus points if you can figure out what the canine is.

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All these jokes about how it's hard to operationalize good values are gonna be really funny when the T-1000s start rolling out.

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But you wouldn't BELIEVE how many probably-true fun facts I know from youtube.

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That janitor just goes from building to building helping people.

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That whole section is unappreciated comedy gold.

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It's just a more full service lending program.

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It's the one time this sort of thing worked.

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Just to be clear, I have been siding with machines since well before they were about to annihilate us.

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He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice.

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This is actually what the Predator was doing the whole movie.

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Seriously, Derek Parfit is an untapped comedy gold mine.

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The witch from Hansel and Gretel sells magic crystals.