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The worst part is how she's wearing a suit instead of an event t-shirt with holes in it.

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With apologies if this has been a joke in the fandom for decades.

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It's surprising how into murder 7 year olds are.

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This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach.

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There's a thing in the paper about the forthcoming End Times but it's still in press.

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Seriously though, next time there's a problem like this just call me.

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You can't see it but he's typing an essay with his right hand.

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I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies.

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Do all of history's obsessive truth seekers seem happy to you?

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Never thought software would ruin a philosophy problem, but here we are.

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Kelly thought this was stupid, so please make sure to share it.

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We're about 6 weeks away from being able to do an Only Transporter Problem book.

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I really do wonder if paid disinformation orgs have the same office politics as everywhere else.

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God also has a joke about how both oblivion and eternal recurrence are terrifying, and there is no middle ground.

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The MBAs are no good because when the lights are off they think it's nighttime and go to sleep.

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There should be a version of the Chinese Room where the guy inside has to speak French and has to remember those classes he cheated on in high school.

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Please let Professor Sykes know there's a free bad caricature available for him.

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They actually say modulus, but journalists dumb it down.

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It's the ones who go on TV that you really need to look out for.

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Is it the thong? Is the problem that I use a thong?