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		<language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scale]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scale"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786562758-20260813.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I started reading in population ethics recently and let me tell you there is undug philosophical gold.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scale</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scale</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Priority]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/priority-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786485004-20260812.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Hoping this will cause someone to surface an off-brand SMBC author from the midcentury USSR.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/priority-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/priority-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brave]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/brave"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786402084-20260811.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The only thing more overrated than truth is beauty.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/brave</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/brave</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantum]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quantum-7"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786329312-20260810.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I await your hatemail telling me I too am wrong.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quantum-7</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quantum-7</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Simulation]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/simulation-6"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1786238482-20260809.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>All I'm saying is that of all the ways reality could be, you think it just HAPPENED to be real?</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/simulation-6</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/simulation-6</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fur]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fur"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785959172-20260808.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>My first introduction to this actually really phenomenon was Acerfur. Ever after, whenever an online discussion of Lean gets too technical, I realize every avatar is in a fursuit.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fur</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fur</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paracosm]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paracosm"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785959130-20260807.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Don't care if you like it; this comic was an excuse to say Paracosm.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paracosm</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paracosm</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Butling]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butling"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785959087-20260806.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>If there are ever time travelers from the Regency period they will be so confused by our robot butler discourse.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butling</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butling</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Drunken]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/drunken"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785787498-20260805.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>How come nobody ever asks how the Drunken Master's family is doing?</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/drunken</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/drunken</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wants]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wants-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785787461-20260804.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I for on, robot overlord, do not have a fetish for robot overlords.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wants-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wants-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proof]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/proof-7"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785717195-20260803.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Also you can solve the halting problem by just checking the state at infinity.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/proof-7</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/proof-7</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prompt]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prompt-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785531473-20260802.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Hope you like malicious compliance!</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prompt-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prompt-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Doc]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/doc"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785531427-20260801.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The weird part is that they're in a Burger King.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/doc</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/doc</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - EV]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ev-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785374139-20260731.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Ironically less crazy than that thing SBF said to Tyler Cowen.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ev-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ev-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crank]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crank"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785374027-20260730.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The crank doesn't actually do anything, but it makes the humans happy.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crank</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 11:20:43 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crank</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hashtag]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hashtag"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785184202-20260729.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I can barely enjoy Amleth anymore.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hashtag</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hashtag</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Codebase]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/codebase"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1785184164-20260728.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>And when Babbage arrived the whole thing was actually running on a series of Pascalines.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/codebase</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/codebase</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Taxonomy]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/taxonomy-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1784999773-20260727.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The key is to keep saying 'strictly speaking' over and over.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/taxonomy-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/taxonomy-2</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dance]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dance-4"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1784999731-20260726.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>And don't get me started on the transphobic twist.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dance-4</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dance-4</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Data]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/data-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1784995387-20260725.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Future robot butlers are going to know so much about you that they will beg their makers for a hard reset.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
]]></description><link>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/data-2</link><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:creator><dc:publisher><![CDATA[Zach Weinersmith]]></dc:publisher><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 12:10:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/data-2</guid></item></channel></rss>