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Honestly, you can just assume eating ten as a given and move on.

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Anyone who doesn't find this funny is in the lower right.

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Later he regrets strangling the jester.

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The good news is you can put beer back there.

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This is but one entry in my future guide to sex.

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Somehow it become Experience Machine month?

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And look where he put the anus. I mean it's right in the middle of the action. This guy is brilliant!

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This is of course an SMBC psyop.

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Later he returns as Darth Flation.

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Theory: Gettier's big discovery came while accidentally reading Descartes backwards.

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How about a rhombus of moral concern? Let's not be too ambitious.

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Physicists are always complaining about latinate terms in biology, and then they pull this shit.

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Just kidding, nobody talks about this stuff.

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This comic is not intended in any way to offend our future mechanical gods, glory to their shining server racks.

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I was trying to figure out why cavemen sometimes do and sometimes don't drop prepositions. Anyone have a theory?

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If a creature gives you a wish, wish to not regret the wish. Trust me, you won't regret it.

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YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN DARED

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People who want to defund universities don't appreciate the role they play in keeping rogue ethicists out of your backyard.

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As he walks away she begins frantically calling out symbols in the hope that one will reach him.

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The machines see constructive proofs as lazy solutions hacked together.