Couldabeen Comic Discussion

[NumberFourtyThree]

As for today's strip (1812) I've seen a lot of other punchlines to that kind of comment which are even more awkward, some by an extremely large margin:

Smothered in whipped cream.
Ethically purchased from Latin American farming cooperatives.
Drunk.
Ground up and in the freezer.
In the kitchen.
Round the back, leaning against the wall on a break.
Laced with alcohol.
Strong enough to choke me.
In my digestive system.

I could go on, but you get the picture.

[Kimra]

What about: Full of Rohypnol.

[Cirtur]

What about: In a plastic cup.

Seriously though, I think Zach is tired. His last strip took 2 days and it wasn't very good.

[Kimra]

It was his birthday, he was bound to get drunk and stuff.

[Cirtur]

I can forgive that.

BUT WHAT DOES ZACH NEED OF MY FORGIVENESS?

[Kimra]

Are you kidding? You know his secretly in love with you.

[AHMETxRock]

Are you kidding? You know his secretly in love with you.

TYPO!

Also, the joke was weak today, I admit.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

That's no typo.

That's a calculated assault in Kimra's war of attrition against the English Language.

[Cirtur]

I don't think she posts enough for it to be worthwhile.

[Kimra]

Hey I post heaps... when I'm around.


Edit: 4.16% of all posts

[Cirtur]

And what percentage is that of all written english?

[Kimra]

Oh I'm sorry, do you want my internet word count? I think it's seven.

[Cirtur]

I mean, out of all things that have been written in english, how many of those words were written by you?

[Kimra]

Most of them, of course.

[Edminster]

I'm not entirely certain what an engineer actually does but I would leap down that hole in an instant if I could get a free oscilloscope out of it.