Caption Contest

[mountainmage]

Yes, it was only back in the early history of the forum that we did not know it.++

[ChooChooTrain]

Yes, it was only back in the early history of the forum that we did not know it.++

Oh, ok.
++

[Lethal Interjection]

Wait, did you guys discover the Postcount++ Formula?

No, no, yes. It is still in the experiment stages.

[Signious]

A little program I wrote... don't critisize my code, I know it probably will have some errors but I plan to get this running - it is late, will make it work tomorrow - if anyone wants to create websters.doc for me go hard

edit: by it is late, I mean I made it in notepad in fifteen min and didn't run it through any compiler - you don't need to point out any errors involving ; - not to mention my word function....meh
endi2: had a smoke a realized that the arrays are useless, just set 2 strings and indata >> string1, indata >> string 2, and the array wont work with the string/whitespace combo... dont bring it up haha

#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
#include <string>

using namespace std;

string wordgen[string&, int]; //function to generate random word

int main()
{
string rand; //to be sent to wordgen
string word; //word gen'd
int x = 5;
ifstream indata;

indata.open(websters.txt) // opens dictionary file

while(x>0)
{
word = lettergen(rand, x); //grabs letter and sets to word
if x>1
cout << word << " " << //cout's the word and creates whitespace for next letter
else
cout << word << "." << cout's the word and creates a period
x--
}
indata.close(); // close dictionary


return 0;
}

string wordgen(string& rand,int x)
{

string array[256]; //an array to hold word and role


while(x=5)
{
indata >> array[256]; // will only grab an adjevtive and will cycle through
if (array[2] = ADJ) // while loop untill a adjevtive is grabbed
{
rand = array[1];
return rand; //will interupt while loop and return to main function
}}

while(x=4)
{
indata >> array[256]; // will only grab a noun and will cycle through
if (array[2] = N) // while loop untill a noun is grabbed
{
rand = array[1];
return rand; //will interupt while loop and return to main function
}}

while(x=3)
{
indata >> array[256]; // will only grab a buffer word and will cycle through
if (array[2] = Buf) // while loop untill a buffer is grabbed
{
rand = array[1];
return rand; //will interupt while loop and return to main function
}}

while(x=2)
{
indata >> array[256]; // will only grab an Adverb and will cycle through
if (array[2] = ADV) // while loop untill an adverb is grabbed
{
rand = array[1];
return rand; //will interupt while loop and return to main function
}}

while(x=1)
{
indata >> array[256]; // will only grab a verb and will cycle through
if (array[2] = VRB) // while loop untill a verb is grabbed
{
rand = array[1];
return rand; //will interupt while loop and return to main function
}}
}

calmly ADV
(...)
criticize V
(...)
posters N
(...)
seasoned ADJ
(...)
will BUF
(...)

Combine the two and you get

Talented posters will calmly criticize

no copying boys - this is mine hahhahahaha

[Kaineous]

Ok... who won already... >.<

[Signious]

Seriously. Did you know your two posts so far have been: your entry into the contest, and whining about announcing the winner in here? We can be a fun bunch once you get to know us.

what he said

[mountainmage]

Minus the last sentence.

[ChooChooTrain]

Seriously. Did you know your two posts so far have been: your entry into the contest, and whining about announcing the winner in here? We can be a fun bunch once you get to know us.

what he said

Well done, Signious. You transitioned so quickly from being the "only two posts guy" to the "convincing people not to be the only two posts guy guy."

[mountainmage]

Just one of the many perks of becoming one of us. You try to get others to become one of us. You see, the forum is a self-replicating virus, and it provides its own means of transmission. The newly infected become part of our hive mind, though unfortunately some manage to escape.

[LordRetard]

Yes, mountainmage, you too have grown wise and knowledgeable from becoming one of us.

[Signious]

well, I am glad that you see me as one of you guys... I have to say this forum becomes one of the highpoints of my visits to the computator

[mountainmage]

Yes, mountainmage, you too have grown wise and knowledgeable from becoming one of us.

You were wise enough to return to the fold after years of running. I hope your body has healed from your punishment.

[LordRetard]

Yes, mountainmage, you too have grown wise and knowledgeable from becoming one of us.

You were wise enough to return to the fold after years of running. I hope your body has healed from your punishment.

Hahah, it was more like "fuck this, I don't have to hang around here to have people insult me, I get that every day." Plus it was kind of boring. Being a bit older means I'm a bit more reasonable and easier to deal with, I think.

EDIT: Just realised that I'm #12 on the members list, and #5 with a significant post count. If we get a lot of people coming here I can probably trick them into thinking I've been here forever. Awesome.

[Kaineous]

Meh, I became a two post whining complainer by choice... As my God Given... (for being born in America) right. I think I may have just left Zach speechless by the awesomeness of my entry.

[mountainmage]

Fair enough. You also have the right to come join us in the rest of the forum.