SMBC mix and match

[Cirtur]

Two SMBCs. One picture, one caption. We blend them together and we have something beautiful. Perhaps.

So, this:



Plus this:



Makes this:



Make your own or bask in my genius. It's your choice.

[Edminster]

Why not blend speech bubbles?

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[AHMETxRock]

I like Ed's better.

[Cirtur]

Then why not make your own?

[AHMETxRock]

Because I have only 8 minutes of computer time left at this library, and then I am forcefully ejected. Not only that, they have a system where you must log in to a computer that controls and dictates where you go and when, according to a waiting list.

Also I think the lack of humor is an issue.

[LordRetard]

And then some guy comes in and yells at you because he thinks that he has the computer booked but he's actually just retarded so the security guard has to go over and mumble something in Tibetan at him?* Oh wait, never mind.

*Just kidding, the Tibetans are all really well-mannered. It's the weird crazy people that live in the area that cause trouble, and almost all of them are white or black.

[Cirtur]

Maybe instead of having alloted times, just have riddle that pop up when your session is over. Solve the riddle, continue with your computing.

[ruotwocone]

Maybe instead of having alloted times, just have riddle that pop up when your session is over. Solve the riddle, continue with your computing.

that isn't fair to the retired people though

[Cirtur]

Isn't fair? Or is exactly the right amount of fairness?

[ruotwocone]

it's not their fault they were just born with a lack of oxygen!

[Cirtur]

Yes it is. I am a shark* and would grab the oxygen I needed. It is their fault for not trying hard enough.

And yes I have read the link. I did find it most amusing. However that lady is clearly retired.

*In the metaphorical sense.

[LordRetard]

Maybe instead of having alloted times, just have riddle that pop up when your session is over. Solve the riddle, continue with your computing.

that isn't fair to the retired people though

To be fair, the majority of people who use the public libary would be too retired to figure it out.

[Cirtur]

The riddles would be fairly easy. Such as:

WHAT IS IN THE SKY, THAT IS NOT CLOUDS OR BIRDS OR PLANES AND GIVES US LIGHT IN THE DAYTIME?

Answer: the Sun.

[LordRetard]

I bet if it's the same riddle every time, they'll get it eventually.

[Edminster]

The riddles would be fairly easy. Such as:

WHAT IS IN THE SKY, THAT IS NOT CLOUDS OR BIRDS OR PLANES AND GIVES US LIGHT IN THE DAYTIME?

Answer: the Sun.

I would have answered 'the Daystar'.