Congratulations to His Holiness on the Occasion of his Weddi

[Euclidthegreek]

I would just like to congratulate His Holiness the Honorable Sir Zachary Weiner, Lord of the Internets on his recent marriage. This is probably too early or late, but what the heck. Good luck, Zach!

[Apocalyptus]

Indeed, felicitous blessings upon your nuptials, oh Magnificent Zach.

[LordRetard]

Congrats, bro.

[Cirtur]

Our Zach is growing up!

[AHMETxRock]

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, amiright?

[Frostbite]

Congratulations fair ruler of the Lands!

[Cirtur]

I don't want a nerdy poem

I wants comicses

[Frostbite]

I will beat you to death with Burt Reynolds' leg. I swear I'll do it.

[Cirtur]

I love nerdy poems

[Frostbite]

Make up your damn mind you charlatan!

[Apocalyptus]

Threaten to beat him to death with Burt Reynolds' leg if he doesn't.

[Frostbite]

I already did that though.

[Apocalyptus]

This is about something else! Keep up.

[Frostbite]

Well yeah, but I can't go around using the same threats all the time.

[Apocalyptus]

Twice should be ok. It's just that one seemed to be particularly effective. I know Cirtur has been threatened so many times before with no effect.