Congratulations to His Holiness on the Occasion of his Weddi

[Apocalyptus]

She just said he was feminine looking. According to studies, totally reputable studies, women generally prefer feminine featured men to butch ones anyway.

[AHMETxRock]

Only women that tend to be on the pill. If you go to church to pick up one of those closet whores just waiting to be unleashed, you need to be packing.

[Apocalyptus]

Nope pretty sure women on the pill tend to be attracted to more butch men than they normally would. Although maybe I should recheck that.
EDIT: Ok I'm wrong. I don't know where I read it, but some newspaper was completely misinformed.

[AHMETxRock]

No, the pill makes your body THINK it's pregnant, so it doesn't fall for the trap of wanting a masculine man. Of course a woman with any sense wouldn't pick the player over the intelligent and caring man, but women are bitches.

And uh, yeah. Good luck Zach.

[Apocalyptus]

There's a difference between masculine and 'butch', though. Androgynous looking men can be masculine.

[smiley_cow]

I don't know where I read it...

Could it have been here?

This was linked in the News Thread a fair while back.

Also, congratulations on getting married Zach. May you and Kelly not turn into one of those bitter old couples who despise each other but are afraid to be alone.

[Cirtur]

Like me and my hand.

[smiley_cow]

Just like Cirtur and his hand.

[carbonstealer]

What I got from that article is that for a few days a month I am more attractive than all those girls on the pill, boo ya! Although it doesn't explain why I, as a non-pill consuming lady, am attracted to slightly feminine looking guys...

[LordRetard]

All the ladies I know like really feminine guys. Curse my rough, masculine features!*

*Big, fat, hairy. I like to think of those features as "rough and masculine".

[Frostbite]

I'm just going to imagine you look like a mountain man from now on. Plaid all the time.

[LordRetard]

Unfortunately there are too many people that would agree with your assessment for me to attempt refuting it. Now, please leave me to my banjo.

[Frostbite]

Do you take down bears with nothing more than an axe*?

*Chainsaw would be even cooler. Chainsaws make everything cooler.

[LordRetard]

Not usually, no.

[carbonstealer]

*Chainsaw would be even cooler. Chainsaws make everything cooler.

That is why they add them to guns, because guns just aren't manly enough without them. Ah yes, the length that people go to to achieve great salmon. Still funny after all these years