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[Cirtur]

My face is not an arcade machine!

[Lethal Interjection]

My face is not an arcade machine!

So you are dispensing monocles for free?

[Cirtur]

To me, not anyone else.

Not without a lot of sexual favours also they must answer my riddles.

[Kimra]

To me, not anyone else.

Not without a lot of sexual favours also they must answer my riddles.

Please god forgive me for this:

I just figured out where the coin slot is.

[Cirtur]

The other eye? As it was mentioned before?

[Kimra]

It's okay Cirtur, I always knew you were really pure at heart, I wont judge you on it.

[Frostbite]

The butt! Gross. Also, where is Oldrac with his catchprhase I gave him for a time like this? Acting gentlemanly and surprised? That screams needing to say, "Oh my! My sensibilities!"

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Oh my! My sensibilities!

Sorry, man. I got held up in traffic.

[Frostbite]

It happens to the best of us. Like me. Yesterday.

Some woman really let her car die in the center lane of the highway. Maybe I'm wrong, but when cars die, don't you usually feel them start to slow down? Wouldn't you try to pull over into the shoulder?

[Cirtur]

Maybe it was a car aneurysm.

[Lethal Interjection]

Maybe it was a car aneurysm.

It doesn't work like that.

I mean, if you are running on the street and you have an aneurysm it doesn't cease all forward progress. Well it will, once your face frictions you to a stop.

[Cirtur]

I think I would travel no further than my length after an aneurysm.

[Lethal Interjection]

I think I would travel no further than my length after an aneurysm.

What if you were running down hill?

[Cirtur]

Twice my length, after my face acts as a pivot.

[Lethal Interjection]

Twice my length, after my face acts as a pivot.

What if it was a really steep hill?