SMBC and stuff

[Astrogirl]

So I registered to post that I like SMBC. After all, a daily flow of alternating jokes about math, religion, and dick jokes ... what more could a lady want?

I have one complaint though: the merch is not up to par. There are T-shirts only and they are not pretty, nothing I would want to wear to express my love for SMBC. (Compare the Userfriendly and xkcd shirts.)

Or wait, that dinosaurs-saved-mammals shirt looks good. Why did I not notice it before? Is it new? Please someone tell me it is new and I do not suffer from Alzheimer's.

[Edminster]

On the plus side you do not suffer from Alzheimer's. On the down side it is in fact retrograde amnesia.

[Astrogirl]

Damn it.

Now what was the traumatic event I am suppressing ...

[Cirtur]

Probably your wife's murder. I think Ahmet goes by John G.

[Astrogirl]

You are confusing something. Retrograde amnesia is the normal kind of amnesia one gets after bad accidents and stuff which make you forget the accident and a short time before, or rarely the entire past. You're thinking of the extremely rare Memento-style anterograde amnesia where one cannot make new memories, which, contrary to the movie, does not happen after bad events, but due to brain damage, e.g. from a tumor or alcohol abuse.

[Edminster]

Yaaaay you got the reference!

i fuckin' love that movie in a way the Church doesn't approve of.

[Olax]

John G. is my middle name! And I've murdered lots of wives. What a coincedence!

[Astrogirl]

Didn't recall John G., but "wife's murder" rang a bell. Good movie. Extraordinarily good movie.

The first time I watched it it was on a VHS tape recorded from TV. The movie started late. The last 3 effing minutes were not on the tape. I only got to see them years later. To summarize: Fsck!

[LordRetard]

Don't worry that's just like missing the beginning of it.

[Cirtur]

Do you mean fuck? Or is fsck the new cool swearword the kids are saying in the hood. And on the street.

I'M JIGGY WIT IT

[Astrogirl]

Don't worry that's just like missing the beginning of it.

Do you remember what the last three minutes were? It made everything completely different.

Do you mean fuck? Or is fsck the new cool swearword the kids are saying in the hood. And on the street.

It's an old cool swearword geeks use on forums. But you are probably using Windows and don't understand it anyway .

[Cirtur]

It's dumb and I hate it


Nah I'm kidding, but seriously here swearing = comedy

[Edminster]

it's not even a swear

it's a word you use to not swear and appear witty because it means file system check or some bullshit like that

fuckin computers

how do they work

[Cirtur]

I buy my computer supplies at the farmer's market. My printer is a guy with a paint brush.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Is it Bob Ross? I love that guy!