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Yo dog I heard you like SMBC?

BUT YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP TO COMIC CON?

Oh well, mother fuckers! Well, I'm going to see if I can make it like YOU were actually there.

Want a doodle for a buck? If it's possible to get me the money somehow, I WILL GET ONE FOR YOU.
Are there questions you want to ask as a forum goer, and as a miserable excuse for a human being? I WILL ASK THEM FOR YOU!
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THAT'S NOT ALL!

If they won't be uploading footage of the panel for all of us to see, if permissible, I will attempt to record it myself! "Warning: no guarantees".

ALSO!: Doodles were listed as 1 dollar (or best offer). Think of something amusing for your doodle and I WILL ATTEMPT IT. (don't say a drawing of a spider)
Also listed for one dollar: DANCE PARTY! I joked about throwing singles at them to get them to dance, and I just MIGHT DO IT! And then they MIGHT ALSO DO IT!

Any other requests? YOU GOT A DAY TO ASK THEM!
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I'd actually be willing to take you up on the one dollar for a doodle offer. I don't really have any American currency though, would you accept an envelope with a loonie and two pennies*? Or, do you have a paypal account? I don't but I can give money to someone who does.


*For the exchange rate
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I'd like a doodle and a copy of SMBC Theater signed by all the crew there, especially JP and Zach. In return I will send you a crisp twenty-dollar bill nestled in a copy of Godel Escher Bach.

Doodle request is: "Edminster would like you to draw him something to justify all of the time he has spent modding your forum"
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Ask Zach to what extent is the forum a secret shame of his.

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I will set up a paypall account to get the money wired to me afterwards.

If no one follows their word I will just need to keep the awesome shit I got.

Probably won't get to record the dance party unfortunately.

So far I got Ed and Smiley's request for doodles, and Cirtur's question.

I will set up a paypal account when I get back tonight.

SMILEY, ANY IDEAS? SHOULD I TELL HIM YOUR NAME IS SMILEY COW ON THE FORUM, OR JUST SAY SOMEONE IS ASKING FOR IT?
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AHMETxRock wrote: SMILEY, ANY IDEAS? SHOULD I TELL HIM YOUR NAME IS SMILEY COW ON THE FORUM, OR JUST SAY SOMEONE IS ASKING FOR IT?
Oh man, I have no idea what I want! Guys, what kind of doodle do I want from Zach?

Feel free to tell him who I am on the forum, though I'm not entirely sure he knows who I am.
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Ask him for the saddest picture in the world

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Haha, the saddest picture in the world? That's a funny idea. Would you like that doodle C- I MEAN AMERICA?

I wasn't sure if mentioning "smiley cow" would prompt a cow joke or not.

Looks like that's it? I'm going to get them tomorrow.

I JUST MISSED GETTING IN THE ROOM. IT WAS PACKED.

It was recorded.
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ALSO IT'S NOT TO LATE TO POST A REQUEST. AS LONG AS YOU CAN GET ME THE MONEY I'LL GET YOU SOME SHIT.

IT IS CURRENTLY 11 30 WHERE I AM. I WILL LEAVE THE HOUSE 9 HOURS FROM NOW, AT 8 00 AM.

YOUR REQUESTS HAVE UNTIL THAT EXACT TIME TO BE OFFICIAL.
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No request for me then, because I honestly can't think of anything good. I'll be happy with whatever.
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Sweet. I'm going to sleep now. 8 more hours for requests that won't come.
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I'm sorry! I have no money and can't think of anything anyway.
But I hope you have fun, and would be interested in seeing pictures!

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AHMETxRock wrote:Sweet. I'm going to sleep now. 8 more hours for requests that won't come.
I envy your awesomity, but I hate PayPal too much to think of any requests.
I'm not dead. Just mysteriously absent.
I mysteriously reappeared. Shazam.

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AhmetCon won't leave my 'unread' list. I guess it's just that powerful.
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You have to look at it in the Games/Movies subsection in order for it to become unread. Is there some way to change that?
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