What else can SMBC stand for?

[Kimra]

Weights and pulleys require some form of brains, I assume most people keeping sex slaves don't have that many (or they have way to many!). Therefore weights and pulleys are out of the question.

[Apocalyptus]

Get someone else to do it.

[Cirtur]

You know what I'll just find a wife and she'll love me enough so I won't have to put any work in.

That's is how relationships work or at least how it works on the Simpsons.

[Apocalyptus]

Aren't you already married. Aren't you the wife?

[Cirtur]

Jahmal is the marriage breaker.

[Apocalyptus]

Yes but the marriage is still in legal effect.

[uncleop]

There must be some sort of rent-to-buy prostitutes.

Seen "Dollhouse"?

vis today's comic: Spastic Memory Becomes Craven

[Apocalyptus]

But you weren't supposed to be able to buy them in that show. And prostitutes is a simplistic definition of the concept really.

[Cirtur]

Not the same.

[Apocalyptus]

I'm glad you agree with me.

[Cirtur]

Well it is hard to disagree with my partner in creation.

[Apocalyptus]

It was a bonding experience. Once you've spent a few hours drawing a giant computer game penis with someone, you really get to see who they are as a person.

[carbonstealer]

Saving orphaned children in a poverty stricken land together, or being the sole survivors of a horrific plane crash has nothing on it

[LordRetard]

Some Asian Retard Sneezed

Wait, what were we talking about?

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Saving orphaned children in a poverty stricken land together, or being the sole survivors of a horrific plane crash has nothing on it

You could draw a giant penis to signal your location to the rescue planes! I'm really not sure how it would help orphaned children, though.