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GreenCrayon
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by GreenCrayon Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:21 pm
UtterMoron wrote: I appreciate your pointless, yet humorous comment
That might be the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me*. So, discarding your annoying pedantry**, I've decided to make you my new best friend. In 3... 2... 1...
NOW .
You have a lot to live up to.
* In fact, probably almost definitely not. Pirate.
UtterMoron
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by UtterMoron Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:53 pm
GreenCrayon wrote:
That might be the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. So, discarding your annoying pedantry, I've decided to make you my new best friend. In 3... 2... 1...NOW .
I am overwhelmed with warm feelings.
Even though you referred to me as being 'annoyingly pedantic', which I think isn't the kind of thing a friend tells you, but hey - forgive and forget.
So tell me about your old best friend. I want to know what exactly I will have to live up to.
"When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary."
GreenCrayon
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by GreenCrayon Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:03 pm
UtterMoron wrote: So tell me about your old best friend. I want to know what exactly I will have to live up to.
Well, mostly he just sits at the bottom of a river and gets eaten by passing fish as parts of him decay. That's him
now .
Before, he was always buying me awesome things, and saving my life and stuff. He's imaginary.
Can
you be imaginary?
Pirate.
UtterMoron
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by UtterMoron Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:55 am
GreenCrayon wrote:
Can you be imaginary?
I can be a
drug-induced hallucination if you want me to be.
"When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary."
Simon.
Simon.
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by Simon. Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:05 am
UtterMoron wrote: I will stab you!
GreenCrayon wrote: Not if I stab you first!
It's the love people, the love that keeps bringing me back.*
*
I will stab you all! Not a big fan of signatures.
GreenCrayon
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by GreenCrayon Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:24 am
Simon. wrote: GreenCrayon wrote: Not if I stab you first!
That's clearly a faked quote. I would definitely have said "shiv" instead of "stab".
Pirate.
Steffles
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by Steffles Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:31 pm
GreenCrayon wrote: Not if I shiv you first!
Now all the world is right, thanks to...
STEFFLES!!
[dramatic music]
I no longer willingly date hawhaw.
GreenCrayon
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by GreenCrayon Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:13 pm
Steffles wrote: STEFFLES!!
...Who?
Pirate.
we_are_138
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by we_are_138 Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:33 am
GreenCrayon wrote: Steffles wrote: STEFFLES!!
...Who?
If thats a Mike Jones reference you're getting Shiv'd.
"Is the multitude of laughters mine alone?"
GreenCrayon
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by GreenCrayon Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:18 am
we_are_138 wrote: If thats a Mike Jones reference you're getting Shiv'd.
Who is Mike Jones?
No, but seriously, it wasn't intended as such.
Pirate.
Steffles
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by Steffles Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:59 pm
Now I am really confused. Isn't mike jones that black guy that has a weird voice or something.. oh well I dont care.
I no longer willingly date hawhaw.
Crusty
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by Crusty Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:06 pm
I can so relate to mike jones
Mike Jones wrote: Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me
I feel the same way!
Mike Jones wrote: Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
They didn't care bout me til I got ice in mah grill either!
I am the Illegitemate Father of Genetics
mountainmage wrote: anchorman was good, but you really need to see "The Grammar Police vs. Shut The Hell Up"
GreenCrayon
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by GreenCrayon Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:05 am
Crusty wrote: They didn't care bout me til I got ice in mah grill either!
You have the teeth of pearly, shiny golds now? Or an inefficient technique for barbecuing?
Pirate.
Steffles
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by Steffles Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:30 pm
GreenCrayon wrote: Crusty wrote: They didn't care bout me til I got ice in mah grill either!
You have the teeth of pearly, shiny
golds now? Or an inefficient technique for barbecuing?
I always thought it was silver!
I no longer willingly date hawhaw.
ruotwocone
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by ruotwocone Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:45 pm
Steffles wrote: GreenCrayon wrote: Crusty wrote: They didn't care bout me til I got ice in mah grill either!
You have the teeth of pearly, shiny
golds now? Or an inefficient technique for barbecuing?
I always thought it was silver!
pfff... ice refers to diamond-capped teeth, like
lil johns . everybody knows that.
