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They should be ashamed of the plague unleashed on crustaceous lungs.... they do have lungs right?

Looks like they have gills that can also function as lungs for all the species that can live on land, so I guess they've never had to worry.

Except now, when the tobacco plague has it in its unforgiving pincers

smiley_cow wrote:

I want to see the news story now.

So I looked it up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/1 ... 74905.html

Similarly, falafels are a sign of islamic oppression. When did food become so intolerant?

Its hitting back at us for our intolerance of it. I'm fairly sure that milk has become sexist since I started becoming to virulently intolerant of it

e: please say that was a joke publication, otherwise this statement has utterly destroyed my faith in humanity and I'll have do do a Jon Osterman


"Chris, falafel is a gateway food," responded Bachmann, "It starts with falafel, then the kids move on to shawarma. After a while they say 'hey this tastes good, I wonder what else comes from Arabia?' "

"Before you know it our children are listening to Muslim music, reading the Koran, and plotting attacks against the homeland."

"We need to stop these terror cakes now, before they infiltrate any further."

Pretty sure it's a joke, but the fact that you at least have to think about it means that some parts of politics are slowly becoming parody-proof they're so crazy...

Oh dang, I got punk'd, it is a joke.

Yea, that is a satirical newspaper. But your faith in humanity can still be lost...

Here is a nice slideshow of a few of the crazy things Michele Bachman has said. It must have been hard to narrow it down to only 10...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/2 ... osexuality

And along the same lines of the felafel story, google something like "Halal food creeping Sharia." There you can read stories about people claiming that Halal food is really part of a sneaky Muslim plot to slowly force Sharia law into countries like the US, France and Canadia. You know, just like having kosher food has caused orthodox Judaic law to take over. I have to go get my clothes tested for mixed fibers now...

Apparently this week or last week some German politician complained that in one of the (numerous) districts of Berlin (or more precisely in the Northern half of such a district ... or maybe it was the Southern half, not sure) there is not a single currywurst booth anymore (but presumably lots of Döner Kebap booths and other international food booths). The horror! People might actually have to take a tram or bus for 5 minutes to obtain a currywurst. The world is going to end. Islamic hordes are taking over Germany as I am typing this.

german food sucks get over it

plus doner owns so idk why he's so mad

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German food is excellent. Except currywurst, I have no idea why Berliners love that stuff. And sauerkraut, yuck. And liver as well as aspic are disgusting. And Brussels sprouts are surely listed as a crime against humanity.

I don't personally like döner much (I find it pretty dry), but couldn't be bothered less by shops & booths selling it.

Kaharz wrote: And along the same lines of the felafel story, google something like "Halal food creeping Sharia." There you can read stories about people claiming that Halal food is really part of a sneaky Muslim plot to slowly force Sharia law into countries like the US, France and Canadia.

Those people clearly don't understand free-market economy, then.

Edminster wrote:german food sucks get over it

plus doner owns so idk why he's so mad

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well you just don't have to eat german food now