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pfft whatever have fun eating whatever this shit is



i'm too busy eating tacos and enchiladas

First dish: dick and balls.
Second dish: also genitalia.
Third dish: unpalatable.
Fourth dish: delicious!

Hey Oldrac! You're famous enough people can buy costumes of you!


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WHY AM I OBSESSED WITH CRABS

Oldrac's mind control apparatus works apparently.

Why is a cooked crab terrorising that carpark?

It painted itself to look cooked, so as to slip past all the defences set up to prevent giant crab takeovers . They're tricky these crab people.

Sahan wrote:It painted itself to look cooked, so as to slip past all the defences set up to prevent giant crab takeovers . They're tricky these crab people.

Excuse me, those people are tricky? I cannot believe you'd be so intolerant to the Giant Crab people, a group with a storied history, and frankly I find it disturbing that you think we should have all these anti-crabist sanctions to prevent what you consider to be a "giant crab takeover" when hard-working legal crab immigrants are moving into your neighbourhood.

Giant crab people took my job! And that car he has in his claw was clearly stolen.

Most of the crab people that you meet on the surface are the ones that were exiled for being too tricky. Sorry about that.

Kaharz wrote:Oldrac's mind control apparatus works apparently.

Shut up shut up shut up! That's supposed to be a secret!

Edminster wrote:WHY AM I OBSESSED WITH CRABS

We should really credit good art when we post it.

smiley_cow wrote:

Edminster wrote:WHY AM I OBSESSED WITH CRABS

We should really credit good art when we post it.

Oh man I don't know if I should be thrilled that prints of this can be ordered or crushingly disappointed that they cost 400 dollars.

Smiley cow has changed her avatar! I am so confused!

Astrogirl wrote:Smiley cow has changed her avatar! I am so confused!

It's a bison, a close relative of the cow once found in massive numbers on the plains of North America. They were nearly hunted into extinction in the 19th century (at least in the US, the damage may have been less extensive in Canadia) but still survive in some places.

It looked very bisony.