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I'm a pretty calm individual. But in my anger I go Libra with the occasional Taurus. I'd say Capricorn (my sign) too, but I'm usually self-aware enough to mostly do superficial damage, not actual.

I threw my bat the other day but only because I got really excited about how well I was playing baseball. Working public service has given me the patience of a saint, though.

Yeah but does it seem likely to you that Luke Skywalker managed to get two proton torpedoes into a tiny exhaust port, and those proton torpedoes somehow destroyed the entire Death Star? There's no way there was enough explosive ordnance to damage the space station, and furthermore the melting points of the materials far exceeded the temperature at which proton torpedos burn

Eye witnesses described TIE fighters exploding without being hit by any kind of ordnance or debris

DonRetrasado wrote:Yeah but does it seem likely to you that Luke Skywalker managed to get two proton torpedoes into a tiny exhaust port, and those proton torpedoes somehow destroyed the entire Death Star? There's no way there was enough explosive ordnance to damage the space station, and furthermore the melting points of the materials far exceeded the temperature at which proton torpedos burn

Everyone knows that even one proton torpedo can damage a hypermatter reactor enough to caused a sustained changed reaction with all the hyper matter reactors blowing up nearly simultaneously. The way they built death stars back then didn't account for the possibility of a single point of failure in the reactors. You conspiracy nuts really need to educate yourselves on the structural and energy design mechanics of moon-sized planet destroyers.

Awesome.

Now Mario will totally get that..."cake" he has been promised.

I've been doing my own research on the internet. It turns out we are ruled by alien lizards disguised as humans that travel through secret atlantian built networks in the hollow earth (or possibly the underside of the flat earth).