Dearest Edminster...
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Dearest Edminster...
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live.
You can count on me to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make the crucifixion of Jesus in the desert look like a back massage on a tropical island.
I don't care how tough you are, how well you can fight or how many fucking weapons you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home.
I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and leave it unclosed turn on your gas stove burners and let them waste gas.
You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a fucking heart attack.
You'll go to hospital for a heart operation and the last thing you will see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you dressed like a Doctor.
When you wake up after the operation, you will be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you whilst you were being operated on, wondering what what kind of ticking time bomb is inside your chest waiting to go off.
You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you when you walk out of that Hospital's front door to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.
I just want you to know how easily I could crush your pathetic excuse for a life but how I would rather go to great fucking lengths to make sure your last days were spent in a living, breathing Hell.
Its too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced (I am ignorant and should be dragged into the street and shot in the mouth.).
TL;DR: Stop editing my posts fs!!
You can count on me to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make the crucifixion of Jesus in the desert look like a back massage on a tropical island.
I don't care how tough you are, how well you can fight or how many fucking weapons you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home.
I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and leave it unclosed turn on your gas stove burners and let them waste gas.
You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a fucking heart attack.
You'll go to hospital for a heart operation and the last thing you will see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you dressed like a Doctor.
When you wake up after the operation, you will be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you whilst you were being operated on, wondering what what kind of ticking time bomb is inside your chest waiting to go off.
You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you when you walk out of that Hospital's front door to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.
I just want you to know how easily I could crush your pathetic excuse for a life but how I would rather go to great fucking lengths to make sure your last days were spent in a living, breathing Hell.
Its too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced (I am ignorant and should be dragged into the street and shot in the mouth.).
TL;DR: Stop editing my posts fs!!
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
I like you!
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
Oh can we keep him Ed? He's just so full of rage and grammar mistakes. I'm hoping his english degrades to a point were we'll have our old fashioned Ahmet back. He seems on about that level of logic already.
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
I miss Ahmet.
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
Me Too :/
I feel weird about it though, like missing a car that didn't have breaks because it had really good windshield wipers.
I feel weird about it though, like missing a car that didn't have breaks because it had really good windshield wipers.
As pure as the driven snow. Bitches
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
You're funny Roman.
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
My name's not Roman. It's Moshe Eisenberg.
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
So, you're one of 'em self-hating Jews, eh?
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
Nah I was joking.
I'm a westerner, a white man, working in China amongst the chinamen and gooks.
My real initials are M and E though.
I'm a westerner, a white man, working in China amongst the chinamen and gooks.
My real initials are M and E though.
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
I don't think you know what a "gook" is.
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
For that matter, it's not clear that you know what a Jew is, either.Roman Cilicia wrote:Nah I was joking.
I'm a westerner, a white man, working in China amongst the chinamen and gooks.
My real initials are M and E though.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Dearest Edminster...
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
For that matter, it's not clear that you know what a Jew is, either.