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Euclidthegreek · Post by **Euclidthegreek** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:06 am

Share your spam experiences! Tell us everything you know about America's favorite online canned meat product.

I was quite disturbed today to receive a skype message from a previously unknown "person" about Russian wives/dating. While the writing was rather better than what you get from your average spammer, it had the unmistakable mark of a Hormel tinned meat product. I blocked them, but I'm not sure what else to do, or how this happened. Tips? Suggestions?

GUTCHUCKER · Post by **GUTCHUCKER** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:08 am

The only solution is murder.
I tend to get 'cupid love test - test you love' or, alternatively, a message from Ralph saying .صستنيتييللتغبساغق

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:20 am

I ate some spam flavoured macadamia nuts yesterday. Not nearly as disgusting as that sounds!

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:43 pm

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:06 am

You are truly a lady of distinction.

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:35 pm

I habbed and dashed the hat together myself

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:22 am

If I could say one thing I would suggest a bow.

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:23 am

That would definitely complete the ensemble and I could probably tie the bow in such a way as to keep the god damn spam can on my head

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:36 am

I thought your expression was holding it on!

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:03 am

I think you have a bright future ahead of you in millinery, Fenghar.

Felstaff · Post by **Felstaff** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:49 pm

The only milliner I've ever known has shut up shop. I am sad.

My favourite penis-enlargement spam email heading I've ever received has to be "knock down trees with your jumbo cock".

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:57 pm

Does the treatment sharpen the member? Because that seems counter-productive.

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:40 am

No, it just makes it really heavy so you can use it in leiu of a wrecking ball.

Felstaff · Post by **Felstaff** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:05 am

Fuck, now I'm going to spend the whole day looking for reasons to say "in lieu of"

No-one knows how it's supposed to be pronounced ("in leff of" if you're British), except the French, and I think they wish to keep it that way, by talking too fast all the time.

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:25 am

Felstaff wrote:"in leff of" if you're British

Oh, like Leiutenant, that would make sense. I actually had no idea up until now that it was pronounced any other way than 'in li-yoo' or 'in 'ley-oo'.

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