Oh my jebus I was right...

[Frostbite]

Swine Flu really is ushering in the zombie apocalypse.

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

[LordRetard]

This sounds familiar...

[Sahan]

The fact that they linked to that fake story confirms this is also fake. They shouldn't be playing tricks like this though. People have already been acting really stupid due to fear of the swine flu, convincing them to panic even more is just like shooting fish in a barrel.

[mountainmage]

Clearly, people haven't realized that there's already a cure. Have Emeril pop out with some sizzling bacon. If you get this reference, congratulations! (Am I a loser because this was the first thing I thought of when I heard about the outbreak?)

[AHMETxRock]

OH GOD, I'LL NEVER BE CURED!

BTW, it's not called swine flu. They changed what it's called because pork sales were going down a ton.
Soon they'll relabel alcoholics so that it doesn't suggest the involvement of alcohol.

My point is everything I don't like sucks and you're not going to change my mind.

[LordRetard]

I have what is technically known as "a lack of self-control".

[FengharTheNord]

Clearly, people haven't realized that there's already a cure. Have Emeril pop out with some sizzling bacon. If you get this reference, congratulations! (Am I a loser because this was the first thing I thought of when I heard about the outbreak?)

I loved that episode of KND*

*It was Kids Next Door, wasn't it?

[Edminster]

Not as far as I can recall. I think there was a monkey involved, but I can't be certain. I do know that there were a bunch of diseases the kid got, and one of 'em had him singing like some singing-lady. Ella Fitzgerald, maybe?

[FengharTheNord]

There was that chef guy or scientist guy from Kids Next Door though. The one that has like a crab arm or something.

[mountainmage]

Ah, I love you Fenghar and Khazd. It was called Kenny and the Chimp. And, yes the crab-doctor guy was in it, and there was a disease called Salmonella Fitzgerald.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

There was that chef guy or scientist guy from Kids Next Door though. The one that has like a crab arm or something.

There can be only one*!


*I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

[mountainmage]

Zoidberg's a lobster, though.

[Lethal Interjection]

Zoidberg's a lobster, though.

No, he's a decapodian. His lobster-like form is really just the adult stage, with several larval stages from all manner of sea-life.

NERD!

[mountainmage]

You, or me?

Anyways, a crab was not one of the larval stages (I remember an oyster, a lamprey, trilobite, asexual coral, but not a crab). BOOM! Huge Futurama nerd, right here.

[Lethal Interjection]

You, or me?

Anyways, a crab was not one of the larval stages (I remember an oyster, a lamprey, trilobite, asexual coral, but not a crab). BOOM! Huge Futurama nerd, right here.

Well, then, that makes both of us (I was referring to myself at first).