Poo or poop?
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Re: Poo or poop?
Sometimes my shit is all varieties of disgusting. I believe this is from having a terrible diet. I haven't been eating as many oranges lately so I was backed up and feeling fucking sick, then I finished a quarter of a watermelon and the shitgates literally* opened up. I feel much better now.
*Not literally, but close enough.
*Not literally, but close enough.
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I hate oranges and watermelons.
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I can't get enough of them, apparently.
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Re: Poo or poop?
Oranges can be hit or miss with me. My father knows how to slice the peel so that none of the peel sticks when you tear it off. It's wierd, but it's just the right amount of pressure or something like that.
Watermelon I can live without. Most of the time you don't even get any good watermelon. I don't like dealing with all the seeds, and the how they make seedless watermelons makes me wary of them. I mean, if you could naturally not produce seeds how would you plant more of them?
Fruit is nice, and I should have more of it. Chocolate does not count as a fruit from this day on!
Watermelon I can live without. Most of the time you don't even get any good watermelon. I don't like dealing with all the seeds, and the how they make seedless watermelons makes me wary of them. I mean, if you could naturally not produce seeds how would you plant more of them?
Fruit is nice, and I should have more of it. Chocolate does not count as a fruit from this day on!
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Watermelon's made seedless by the addition of another plant that renders it sterile. That's what those white seeds are. This is in contrast to, say, navel oranges, which are fucking mutants.
It's so hard to get good fruit in Canadia, the only thing we can grow is apples and I don't like them.
It's so hard to get good fruit in Canadia, the only thing we can grow is apples and I don't like them.
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And Saskatoons!
I want some Saskatoons.
I want some Saskatoons.
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Seedless fruit, now brought to you by culling and freakish breeding practices. Genetic engineering on some of the newer types. Personally I love prunes for when I get backed up, effective as all, long lasting in between, and tasty! You just have to get over the old people stereotype attached to them.
The nastiest thing I can think of is after a while of being backed up then going and finding white fuzz/growth on it. Thats just creepy as all to think of it literally rotting inside of you.
The nastiest thing I can think of is after a while of being backed up then going and finding white fuzz/growth on it. Thats just creepy as all to think of it literally rotting inside of you.
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That's all of the flora and fauna growing inside you.
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Isn't it just Fantastic what our bodies can do?
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I had saskatoons just yesterday! Also, strawberries, raspberries and blueberries all of which I am impatiently waiting to be ready to be picked. Darn late springs.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:And Saskatoons!
I want some Saskatoons.
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Whoa whoa whoa! Back up. White stuff can grow on your poop if you are backed up for a while?! (Yes, I say poop) I figured it was just because I ate too many nuts..
Also, what's a saskatoon?
Also, what's a saskatoon?
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