Hooray for Alcoholic Fathers!
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- astasia
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Hooray for Alcoholic Fathers!
Who are reckless and don't fully consider the future consequences of their actions! But, are also supportive and have complete faith in their daughters!
And, alcoholic fathers' credit ratings are as good as anyone else's. (Not always, but go with me on this.)
My baby is going to college. For sures!
And, alcoholic fathers' credit ratings are as good as anyone else's. (Not always, but go with me on this.)
My baby is going to college. For sures!
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I'm not sure whether I should laugh or back away slowly. Maybe both?
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Re: Hooray for Alcoholic Fathers!
I'm going to choose the latter.
*backs away slowly...*
*backs away slowly...*
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Both. Or, if you were me, you could just keep shouting, "hooray!"Frostbite wrote:I'm not sure whether I should laugh or back away slowly. Maybe both?
And, everyone says deadbeat dads are good-for-nothing! Hah! What do they know?!
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*peeks head back in the door*
You have a baby? Or are you referring to the future?
You have a baby? Or are you referring to the future?
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No, she would have bragged about long before this if she did. Right?
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Oh dear god, no.mountainmage wrote:*peeks head back in the door*
You have a baby? Or are you referring to the future?
I do not have a child.
My baby refers to my girlfriend.
That is very true.Rainbow wrote:No, she would have bragged about long before this if she did. Right?
(I can't wait to be pregnant/have a baby. I mean, I can wait, but, pretty much my number one goal in life is to have a baby grow inside of me, push it out my vagina, let it suckle from my breasts, teach it to walk and to talk, and hope that someday it does good things for other people.)
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Yes, my Canadian girlfriend. (I only have one. I am so done with threesome relationships.)Frostbite wrote:The Canadian one?
She goes by the name littleninja. Ahmet sometimes tries to hump her leg. Remember her?
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No, I blocked her out. Because I felt like it.
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So, this Alcoholic father is yours, then? And he pays for your fake girlfriend? Hooray for him, indeed.
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It'd be sweet if my dad gave me money to pay for my hand to go to college, too.
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No, the alcoholic father is littleninja's.Rainbow wrote:So, this Alcoholic father is yours, then? And he pays for your fake girlfriend? Hooray for him, indeed.
My father is not an alcoholic. And super ultra responsible. (But he also loves and supports his daughter. Lots. He has spent ridiculous amounts of money on me.)
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Man alcoholic dads are the best