The Heterosexual Questionnaire.
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I'd say that is sad but that guy should really consider not having the worst possible favorite food for his allergies.
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I used to eat a lot of gluten but proportionately less nowadays.Asherian wrote:High amounts of gluten can fuck up you absorbing iron too, cutting wheat out of your diet (I don't recommend this on the basic principal of it sucks to do) it might make a big difference for iron deficiency. I've actually known people it made a world of difference for, those poor bastards.
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Fix'd. Ho ho.LordRetard wrote:I used to be a glutton and I am less proportionate nowadays.Asherian wrote:High amounts of gluten can fuck up you absorbing iron too, cutting wheat out of your diet (I don't recommend this on the basic principal of it sucks to do) it might make a big difference for iron deficiency. I've actually known people it made a world of difference for, those poor bastards.
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Actually, I'm still definitely a glutton*, but I lost a lot of weight this summer anyway. So HA.
*I ate two dinners today.
*I ate two dinners today.
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So does he eat pizza with a rice flour crust, bbq sauce, and soy cheese?Kimra wrote:I knew a guy, he was allergic to wheat, dairy, tomatoes, and chili. His favourite food was pizza.
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I've never heard of a chili allergy before.
I wonder how chili pizza would taste.
I wonder how chili pizza would taste.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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I think a lot of BBQ sauces contain tomato. You could use potato.
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You've never put a bunch of chili flakes on a pizza?Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:I've never heard of a chili allergy before.
I wonder how chili pizza would taste.
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Or had a chili contest after eating pizza in which you keep the little chili flakes they give you on your tongue until you can't stand it?
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His allergy to chili really just meant he was ultra susceptible to it and it made him trip of his nut.
And he ate normal pizza and suffered the consequences. I thin that means he was just a whinny b*tch and wasn't any where near as allergic as he claimed to be.
And he ate normal pizza and suffered the consequences. I thin that means he was just a whinny b*tch and wasn't any where near as allergic as he claimed to be.
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Oh. The kind of chili that chili is made from, as opposed to the kind that you make out of chilis.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Where you thinking about the country perhaps? Me, I'm allergic to Argentina.
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That place is called Chile. But I do love crushed chiles* on my pizza. And hot sauce. I put too much on and it's too spicy but I can't stop eating it, and it's so painful... I just can't stop eating spicy food for some reason.Kimra wrote:Where you thinking about the country perhaps? Me, I'm allergic to Argentina.
*This is an accepted spelling for CHILE PEPPERS.
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FIX'dLordRetard wrote:I just can't stop eatingspicyfood for some reason.
*This is an accepted spelling for CHILE PEPPERS.
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It's funny because it's true! Oh, wait, it's not actually funny...
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