Surefire business plans
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I'm gonna buy an ice cream truck and make it play the Monkey Island theme song.
You can all say you knew me when.
You can all say you knew me when.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Absolutely.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Being served ice-cream by a giant crab is also something pretty exciting for children to look forward to as well!
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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That's right, I knew him back when he was just Lord of the Seas.
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I'm going to brew beer, but I'm going to market is as Sex Beer.
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I'm going to spend a significant portion of my life making sure small groups of people interact with each other as civilly as possible, for free. That way people will know that I am a great guy, and give me things on rare occasions. I will do this just long enough for the IRS to tell me to stop writing off the massive losses as a business deductible because clearly this is a hobby, and then I'm going to flip them off and say I wasn't filing taxes in the first place so hahahaha jokes on them.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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Register from a tax haven, like the UK.
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I'm going to start a business like Netflix, but you go to a store and you pick out your video from a limited selection.
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Instead of limited, how about curated.
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Oh wow, they have a section called best bets. But, sir, how do they compare to the staff picks?
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What if people don't give you your films back after a while? You'll go out of business!
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I was reading some history and it talked about people trying to turn other metals into gold. I don't know why they stopped trying. I'm going to figure out how to do it and then turn stuff into gold and be rich.*
*After I figure out how to counter the inflation problems.
*After I figure out how to counter the inflation problems.
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You can turn base metals is gold, and it's only prohibitively expensive!
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