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ForumBattle II: This Time It's Prehensile

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:04 pm
by GreenCrayon
The ForumBattle returns, bigger, better, and with an allusion to natural history.

Want to take part? Good. These people are just like you:
  • mountain"I do it SMBC-style"mage

    Si"I ruin punctuation every time I'm mentioned"mon.

    ep"my name is too short to put something here"och
And...
  • flaming"you stole the ForumBattle idea from a website I'm now in joint ownership of"kinkos
The rules are, there are no rules. Except the following.

1. Entries must be submitted by a specified time. If you hold out for weeks without entering something for the final, you're very, very evil, and don't deserve to win.

2. Make your entry into the ForumBattle known by posting in this thread, or PMing me. When you have a comic to submit, PMing me is how to do it.

3. Cheating is officially disallowed, but as I really can't think of any way to actually cheat, I guess you're in the clear either way.

4. That last rule was redundant.

We've only got 4 entrants at the moment, so we really need 2 more to make it work, though 4 or more entrants would be awesome.

I was thinking of having the scoring system similar to ruo's, but a minor variation. Discuss:

Your comic will either win, lose or draw. Winning gets you 3 points. A draw earns you 2, and losing earns you 1. However, failing to submit an entry on time I'm such a hypocrite will net you a full 0 (zero) points.

It'll be done round-robin style. If there are enough people, I'll divide it up like ruo did. If not, I'll sit in the corner and cry.

Good luck to you, brave warriors, and may you draw as well as you talk the smack.

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:18 pm
by your_face
Why not? Count me in.

Re: ForumBattle II: This Time It's Prehensile

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:34 pm
by epoch
GreenCrayon wrote: ep"my name is too short to put something here"och
well, you sure as hell tried.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:06 am
by TwoBuy
I'm in only if we_are is. I am otherwise not interested in participating in noob-battle* + simon.

*Thats right kinkos.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:16 am
by epoch
TwoBuy wrote:I'm in only if we_are is. I am otherwise not interested in participating in noob-battle* + simon.

*Thats right kinkos.
this isn't completely a n00b battle


only mountain mage and I are n00bs.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:12 am
by TwoBuy
epoch wrote:only mountain mage and I are n00bs.
And your_face, and kinkos (cause he doesn't post ever). Also I hate him for reasons completely unrelated to him not letting me compete in sketchbattle.

And damn, is it really mountain mage? I've been totally dyslexicanizing that as mountain image since he joined.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:27 pm
by mountainmage
nope, i am not built in the image of a mountain. since other people have expressed themselves as warhammer nerds, my name is based off of magic: the gathering. mountains being the "land" that produce the destructive red mana. anyways, yes I am in.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:29 pm
by ruotwocone
i'll declare myself as a maybe... if you get extras, bump me, but if you need a corpse to fill some space then i'm all for it

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:56 pm
by TwoBuy
TwoBuy wrote:I'm in only if we_are is.
Apparently I'm in.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:54 pm
by Jesster
Dear Lord! I've always thought that said mountain image, now I find out it's mountainmage. My world is turned upside down, so much so that I can't participate in the Forumbattle.

Also, I lost far too badly last time for my ego's liking.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:11 pm
by GreenCrayon
Jesster wrote:Also, I lost far too badly last time for my ego's liking.
Hey, I had some good things to say about your submissions.

Anyway, let's make this all official-like.

Joining the ranks, therefore, are:
  • Two"I only want to play if my boyfriend does too"Buy

    your_"redirected self-identity"face
and
  • we_are"the arbitrator of awesome, as well as the provider thereof"_138
I'll slot you down as a reserve, ruo. That's actually really convenient, because it helps keep the numbers even.

It's still not too late for others to join up. Are you one of these "others"? If so, dedicate a little of your time to putting these folk in their place with your skills of pain-inducing comedy or orgasm-inducing art. Or neither.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:28 pm
by epoch
so who is the first match-up?

just want to know so I can start brainstorming.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:56 pm
by mountainmage
pah! brainstorming is for the prepared! who we all know are horrible at making web comics. i say wait until the last possible minute! that way the pressure will drive you into a deep psychosis, making you capable of tapping the comical portion of the brain quickly and easily. just ask zach.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:23 pm
by epoch
mountainmage wrote:pah! brainstorming is for the prepared! who we all know are horrible at making web comics. i say wait until the last possible minute! that way the pressure will drive you into a deep psychosis, making you capable of tapping the comical portion of the brain quickly and easily. just ask zach.
oh no! my secret is out!

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:03 am
by TwoBuy
epoch wrote:oh no! my secret is out!
have. no. friends*.

*Actually, that's not truely fair to put on this post, but is more due to a previous post that I can't say was deleted anywhere near fast enough. Also my brain still hurts**.

**have. no. friends*.

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