Betty vs Veronica

[smiley_cow]

Well it's official. Archie has officially chosen Veronica over Betty. To be perfectly honest I'm still not sure how I feel about this. I mean Betty is nicer, and bends over backwards for Archie, but Veronica has a strong personality and very much her own person which I respect. Of course I think Archie's a dweeb and probably doesn't really deserve either girl. Anyways, my two cents. Your thoughts?

[Cirtur]

[Edminster]

Aw, man, there goes my ArchiexJughead theory. At least I've still got my slash fiction. My piles and piles of slash fiction.

[Cirtur]

It can get lonely in Maryland.

[FengharTheNord]

I do not read this comic and never will

[smiley_cow]

Aw, man, there goes my ArchiexJughead theory. At least I've still got my slash fiction. My piles and piles of slash fiction.

You and the person quoted at the end of the article I linked.

Leah, a commenter on the Neatorama.com blog, expressed surprise that Archie's best friend Jughead was left out in the cold.

“If he doesn't marry Jughead I will NEVER read an Archie comic again. Honestly those two have the most chemistry.”

Honestly though, I think Jughead's too good for Archie too. That and secretly I've always shipped Jughead and Ethel. >_>

I do not read this comic and never will

I haven't read them since I was ten. But Archie Comics have been around for so long they've become a piece of Americana, so I still think it's worth a mention.

[Lethal Interjection]

Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why Jughead wears that crown-looking hat all the time. He the king of queen Archie's world.

[LordRetard]

There's always the chance that they go through a humiliating divorce proceeding.

[AHMETxRock]

There's always the chance that they go through a humiliating divorce proceeding.

In America? No sh*t Sherlock.
My question is "Was the lesser of two whores chosen?" and has either girl been willing to put out.us

[wolf]

I'm not a fan of blondes myself but Betty was clearly the better pick. Then again Veronica is rich and Archie is poor. Don't sign the pre-nuptial agreement Archie! Soon her eyes will lose that tinkle she gets when she sees you and her father tells her every time he sees her that she made a huge mistake. You'll both have or adopt kids in an effort to save the marriage but it won't help, it died long before you adopted that bastard red-headed child. Soon after that Veronica will give birth to a raven haired boy that looks oddly like that rich guy you went to highschool with, the one always after Veronica. You'll try to raise the boy as your own but you'll know the truth, everyone will know the truth. Finally Veronica will tell you that it is over, that she no longer loves you and wishes to get a divorce. You'll be crushed and end up hanging yourself in the west wing and 2 months after your suicide Veronica will marry Reggie.

I foresee the comic only getting better with this marriage.

[Lethal Interjection]

I'm not a fan of blondes myself but Betty was clearly the better pick. Then again Veronica is rich and Archie is poor. Don't sign the pre-nuptial agreement Archie! Soon her eyes will lose that tinkle she gets when she sees you and her father tells her every time he sees her that she made a huge mistake. You'll both have or adopt kids in an effort to save the marriage but it won't help, it died long before you adopted that bastard red-headed child. Soon after that Veronica will give birth to a raven haired boy that looks oddly like that rich guy you went to highschool with, the one always after Veronica. You'll try to raise the boy as your own but you'll know the truth, everyone will know the truth. Finally Veronica will tell you that it is over, that she no longer loves you and wishes to get a divorce. You'll be crushed and end up hanging yourself in the west wing and 2 months after your suicide Veronica will marry Reggie.

I foresee the comic only getting better with this marriage.

Morosely hilarious!

Veronica wanted Archie because he was something she couldn't get with money alone. Betty was definitely a better fit, because she actually cared for him, albeit in a kind of codependent manner.

[mountainmage]

Does this mean that Archie's black-haired rival (his name escapes me) will hook up with Betty? That would suck.

Also two Archie comics shippers on one forum with such a small population is extremely creepy.

[Lethal Interjection]

Does this mean that Archie's black-haired rival (his name escapes me) will hook up with Betty? That would suck.

Also two Archie comics shippers on one forum with such a small population is extremely creepy.

Reggie? Reggie would've been miserable for either of them, but I could see him with Veronica as a marriage of convenience. They wouldn't be happy, or would only be happy at cocktail parties, but wouldn't split up because of their image.

[mountainmage]

Maybe Reggie will hook up with Moose.

[Lethal Interjection]

Maybe Reggie will hook up with Moose.

Oh, that could happen very easily. I never quite understood why Midge was with Moose. I mean, she isn't exactly your typical athletic bunny. But Reggie and Moose's awkward fumblings in the locker room? Absolutely.
Okay, maybe not Reggie, but Veronica I could definitely see. After a big Riverdale win, Veronica seducing Moose and having a night of half-drunk love. Veronica, being a terrible bitch, then spreads this fact (or even video!) around so that Midge and Moose would be embarassed into breaking up, after Moose's mistake. Moose and Veronica get married two years into his college football career, but he blows his ACL irreparably and can't play football again. Their marriage digresses, and Veronica starts up a lesbian affair with Ethel, who was the horse trainer at Veronica's stable.