I love it.My Immortal wrote:“Yeah yeah.” I said sadly as I got up.
“Everyfing’s all right Enoby.” said Vampire all sensetive.
“No its not!” I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!”
My Immortal
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Has anyone else read this? It's an epic Harry Potter fanfic and possibly qualifies for the funniest thing ever written. I have gotten to the part where volzemort comes in on a broom and is all gothic and enoby stops eating.
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Honestly it seemed fake, even if it's not it seems like it is and that is kind of a dealbreaker for me. My favourite awful story is The Eye of Argon.
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Dear LordRetard,LordRetard wrote:Honestly it seemed fake, even if it's not it seems like it is and that is kind of a dealbreaker for me. My favourite awful story is The Eye of Argon.
Fuck you. Fuck. You. I had *just* finished repressing memories of that story. You are a complete and utter douchebag, and I want you to die.
Hugs and Kisses,
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Are we still going to lunch on Tuesday? I found an utterly delightful delicatessen downtown that I think you would enjoy.
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Dear Ed,
hahah fuck u
-from the desk of LR
PS. Oh my, that sounds heavenly! We definitely have to go there, and I can tell you all about my day at work!
hahah fuck u
-from the desk of LR
PS. Oh my, that sounds heavenly! We definitely have to go there, and I can tell you all about my day at work!
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Hey. Rule 1. Watch your language, or there'll be consequences.
Full Life Consequences.
Full Life Consequences.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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I felt like it was okay 'cause a mod did it first. It was you, Ed, okay? I LEARNED IT FROM YOU.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Hey. Rule 1. Watch your language, or there'll be consequences.
Full Life Consequences.
EDIT: Your video is super-fucking intense. What the hell is that?
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I didn't really care. I just wanted an excuse to use the word consequences. That was the first one I could think of.
And that video is my contribution to the World's Greatest Fanfic discussion.
And that video is my contribution to the World's Greatest Fanfic discussion.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Oh, I wish I didn't know people who wrote that sort of fan fiction. Also - best fan fiction? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3XR837hOO8
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.
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Strongbad on Youtube? What is this bullshit? You can't even click on the easter eggs.
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They are clicked for you, if the video is good. I like it because you can find the cartoons easily instead of having to read through each one on the real site.LordRetard wrote:Strongbad on Youtube? What is this bullshit? You can't even click on the easter eggs.
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.
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I've never read My Immortal but I did read the ED article about it.
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It lost me right about here.My Immortal wrote:...and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine...
not actually a saint.
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I don't think you see the appeal of it that I do. It's so terrible, it's funny.
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That's where it went past the line of terrible-funny and into the realm of terrible-nauseating.
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I thought it was still funny at that point.