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ruotwocone
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GirlsDontDoThat wrote:Maybe one drink too many and become lovers.
they'd have the radest shameful love children ever

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ruotwocone wrote:
GirlsDontDoThat wrote:Maybe one drink too many and become lovers.
they'd have the radest shameful love children ever
Why being shameful with those parents? (especially Moloch...)
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cheez.wiz wrote:Why being shameful with those parents? (especially Moloch...)
Uh, maybe because Moloch is full of shame*. His father wanted him to take over the family dental practice, but he followed his dream and joined the amateur stand-up circuit. After a few failings he gave up on his dream. He hasn't spoken with his father in 14 years. :cry:



*how do punctuate rhetorical questions?
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i thought he was an orphan.
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mountainmage wrote:i thought he was an orphan.
Orphans reunite with their real parents all the time... You want me to write the full 300 page biography next time?

Don't answer that.
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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TwoBuy wrote:Don't answer that.
damn.
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TwoBuy wrote: [...]Orphans reunite with their real parents all the time... You want me to write the full 300 page biography next time?[...]
That'd be lovely. I don't think i know nearly enough about him.
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cheez.wiz wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:Orphans
I don't think i know nearly enough about him.
What's your parents address?
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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TwoBuy wrote:
cheez.wiz wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:Orphans
I don't think i know nearly enough about him.
What's your parents address?
Dunno, but i'd like to reunite with them... being an orphan...

Moloch inspires me.
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Jaydee wrote:Being sad makes you cool.
.'. I wish I was cheez.wiz*




*I'm just kidding, it's a funny joke =]
Dude! You just used the "therefore" character! I didn't even know there was such a character in the charmap. I haven't seen that beaut since high school math.

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i think that's just 2 periods and an apostrophe.
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cheez.wiz wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:What's your parents address?
Dunno, but i'd like to reunite with them... being an orphan...
already an orphan?! Damnit. No that I got the thought of making someone an orphan it's all I can think about. Jayders, where do your parents live?

Nevermind! I already know where ruo's parents are.
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?

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mountainmage wrote:i think that's just 2 periods and an apostrophe.
CHEATER!!!

Clever, though. I don't think I'll use it, then. If it was a charmap character I'd try to work it in now and again.

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