Comic Ideas
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Re: Comic Ideas
I would make an excellent stand up comedian, if the audience didn't have to be amused.
Coincidently I would be excellent at making the audience cry.
Coincidently I would be excellent at making the audience cry.
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Re: Comic Ideas
That's not what a stand-up comedian does.
But perhaps it could be.
But perhaps it could be.
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It'd be funny to me.Cirtur wrote:That's not what a stand-up comedian does.
But perhaps it could be.
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Years ago, I was watching an episode of Premium Blend as hosted by Harland Williams.
One of the comics was an attractive young woman dressed in black with one of those Punching Nun puppets. The Nun was pointed directly at the young lady's face, and as she started telling a joke the nun would punch her. Repeatedly. This interrupted the joke, and the Comedienne would switch to a different joke (possibly in a vain effort to appease the Nun). This continued for a couple of minutes with the nun getting more violent and the woman becoming more and more distraught. By the end of five minutes the poor girl is openly sobbing as the nun continues to pummel her delicate features, and Harland ends up gently escorting her offstage, attempting to soothe her with calm and gentle words.
To this day I do not know whether I watched a person have a mental breakdown or the greatest short-form comedy routine that has ever been performed.
One of the comics was an attractive young woman dressed in black with one of those Punching Nun puppets. The Nun was pointed directly at the young lady's face, and as she started telling a joke the nun would punch her. Repeatedly. This interrupted the joke, and the Comedienne would switch to a different joke (possibly in a vain effort to appease the Nun). This continued for a couple of minutes with the nun getting more violent and the woman becoming more and more distraught. By the end of five minutes the poor girl is openly sobbing as the nun continues to pummel her delicate features, and Harland ends up gently escorting her offstage, attempting to soothe her with calm and gentle words.
To this day I do not know whether I watched a person have a mental breakdown or the greatest short-form comedy routine that has ever been performed.
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That be a little bit awesome.Edminster wrote:Years ago, I was watching an episode of Premium Blend as hosted by Harland Williams.
One of the comics was an attractive young woman dressed in black with one of those Punching Nun puppets. The Nun was pointed directly at the young lady's face, and as she started telling a joke the nun would punch her. Repeatedly. This interrupted the joke, and the Comedienne would switch to a different joke (possibly in a vain effort to appease the Nun). This continued for a couple of minutes with the nun getting more violent and the woman becoming more and more distraught. By the end of five minutes the poor girl is openly sobbing as the nun continues to pummel her delicate features, and Harland ends up gently escorting her offstage, attempting to soothe her with calm and gentle words.
To this day I do not know whether I watched a person have a mental breakdown or the greatest short-form comedy routine that has ever been performed.
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Agreed. I feel my life is a little poorer for not having witnessed this.Kimra wrote:That be a little bit awesome.Edminster wrote:To this day I do not know whether I watched a person have a mental breakdown or the greatest short-form comedy routine that has ever been performed.
Pirate.
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Well! Now you can feel a little richer, because I found it! My memory definitely altered some details, but it is more-or-less what I described to you:
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Re: Comic Ideas
how about zach makes a comic where the forum DOESNT FUCKING SUCK ANYMORE!
i said it, but you all were thinking it
now im off to do something more entertaining...like studying psychology
i said it, but you all were thinking it
now im off to do something more entertaining...like studying psychology
huh?
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I've heard of you. You're from the internet, right?tucker wrote:how about zach makes a comic where the forum DOESNT FUCKING SUCK ANYMORE!
i said it, but you all were thinking it
now im off to do something more entertaining...like studying psychology
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According to his location he's trapped here in the forum. So I guess he must be.
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You more likely have heard of his mom. Rather, heard his mom and all of thoseLordRetard wrote: I've heard of you. You're from the internet, right?
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Tucker's mom is so fat she disproves the existence of a loving god.
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Re: Comic Ideas
wow...according to my pysch test book, rapid eye movement sleep and night boners go hand in hand...HOW INTERESTING!
huh?
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Boners always go in hand when there are no women around. I will also have you know that I refused to insult your mother even once man.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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And sometimes they aren't even yours!AHMETxRock wrote:Boners always go in hand when there are no women around.