The SMBC Adverts Thread
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So, Dirty Microbe are pretty much continually advertising on SMBC these days. The website itself is full of t-shirts I wouldn't be offended to wear, and the shipping even seems reasonable -- and I mean to the UK, as well, which is uncommon to say the least.
However, I think that advert is the absolute worst. It neither compels me to look at it, nor click on it. I think I'd be more inclined towards it if it actually showed one of the t-shirt designs available. Other t-shirt websites usually put one of their products on a busty female; that technique works well.
Can I get a show of hands?
Or maybe just some change*?
* Yeah, so I'm trying being a vagrant** for a while.
** Hobo***.
*** Tramp****.
**** With hookers.
However, I think that advert is the absolute worst. It neither compels me to look at it, nor click on it. I think I'd be more inclined towards it if it actually showed one of the t-shirt designs available. Other t-shirt websites usually put one of their products on a busty female; that technique works well.
Can I get a show of hands?
Or maybe just some change*?
* Yeah, so I'm trying being a vagrant** for a while.
** Hobo***.
*** Tramp****.
**** With hookers.
Pirate.
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I looked at the main page today. Ask and ye shall receivebitches*!Lethal Interjection wrote:But I agree, a busty, attractive female wearing a clever shirt is definitely more click-worthy.
*Double entendre!
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A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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You dirty prostitute*!ziggy wrote:Me too..
*Welcome aboard!
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Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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not really an advert, but i just saw that the blog on the bottom of Goblins is telling people to read SMBC.
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