The worst disease I could get from readind SMBC is...

[TwoBuy]

Basically, the title is the question. If Zach put forth a full effort on SMBC what medical condition do you thing you would acquire?

I'll start with: laughing so hard my shit would come out tucker's fat mom's nose.

[GreenCrayon]

Perhaps not being able to spell "reading". Nah, that's ridiculous.

How about...

Acute eyeball failure, as I punch myself in the eyes repeatedly so I can look at something else.

Or... genital-cancer, brought on by the karmic feedback from laughing at the world's best dead toddler joke.

Or... crippling depression due to feelings of inadequacy.

[TwoBuy]

Or... crippling depression due to feelings of inadequacy.

Ha hahaha. Depression. You and your made up diseases.

[tucker]

I'll start with: laughing so hard my shit would come out tucker's fat mom's nose.

hey that's funny... about as funny as the time i paid my mom 15 dollars to go to seattle and sit on your fat head

[GreenCrayon]

about as funny as the time i paid my mom 15 dollars to go to seattle and sit on your fat head

Tucker, why do you do this to yourself? I mean... just think of the number of jokes available now you've suggested your mother is a prostitute.

[hawhaw1267]

I would get eye cancer from staring at the computer screen for too long, reading an awesome comic. My eyes would suck the radiation from the computer screen until I gain the ability of "Cancer" *Final Fantasy End Battle Song*

[tucker]

about as funny as the time i paid my mom 15 dollars to go to seattle and sit on your fat head

Tucker, why do you do this to yourself? I mean... just think of the number of jokes available now you've suggested your mother is a prostitute.

there is only one possible explanation... she is a prostitute

[hawhaw1267]

there is only one possible explanation... she is a prostitute

Oh tucker, you're so nieve. You mom is dead! She can't possibly be a whore, because she is dead. I hope that cheers you up.

[GreenCrayon]

She can't possibly be a whore, because she is dead.

There's still a niche market there.

[tucker]

there is only one possible explanation... she is a prostitute

Oh tucker, you're so nieve. You mom is dead! She can't possibly be a whore, because she is dead. I hope that cheers you up.

i feel depressed, bu at the same time i'm mildly satisfied. THANKS HAWHAW!!!

[ruotwocone]

i'm mostly worried that zach'll put out 2 comics a day and then all i would do is SMBC, my muscles would atrophy, and i'd go into cardiac arrest.

I can see the headline now... "webcomic murderer induces heart disease"

[TwoBuy]

I would get eye cancer from staring at the computer screen for too long, reading an awesome comic. My eyes would suck the radiation from the computer screen until I gain the ability of "Cancer" *Final Fantasy End Battle Song*

Wow, what an awesome post. Good spelling, some proper capitalization, good obscure reference to something nerdy. B+/A- range. Now don't go ruining this by posting something stupid!

Oh, and Crayon, I had that same niche market post already in my head by the time I finished the post before it. Good thinkin.

[hawhaw1267]

Wow, what an awesome post. Good spelling, some proper capitalization, good obscure reference to something nerdy. B+/A- range. Now don't go ruining this by posting something stupid!

DAIRY PRODUCTS!

[we_are_138]

Enflamed epiglotis.

[flamingkinkos]

I'd probably just burst into flames.