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Smon
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Pepper Jack wrote:SMBC: Pirate tested. Ninja approved.
SMBC: It's like Oscar Wilde crapped on Elton John
SMBC: Setting mankind back everyday.
SMBC: Predicted by Nostradamus.
SMBC: It'll make your penis look bigger.
Me SMBC. Me love you long time.
XD

All are winners.

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SMBC: Based on actual events
SMBC: Four sexy letters, one crazy panel.
SMBC: The webcomic the government doesn't want you to know about!
SMBC: The ultimate aphrodisiac
SMBC: We cause more mental illness in an hour than most webcomics do all week.
SMBC: Because your mother told you not to.
Kneel before bicep-tor, puny humans!

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SMBC: (Insert a racial slur of your choice)!

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SMBC:Afrophobia is for niggas.

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Geeky
"SMBC: Not quite as good as pre-Crisis SMBC"
"SMBC: Lose 1D20 San points"
"SMBC: The 'C' stands for 'better at sharing network devices' "

Other Comics
"SMBC: Updates more often than MegaTokyo"
"SMBC: Like Penny Arcade, only funny"
"SMBC: Less obscure than your comic"

Religious
"SMBC: Not endorsed by Jesus"
"SMBC: The 8th deadly sin"
"SMBC: Every time you read it, an angel loses its anal-virginity"*

Miscellaneous
"SMBC: Providing superior training in Management Development, Team Building, Diversity, and Customer Service"

You know, there is a relatively simple Javascript code-snippet that lets you have a randomly-chosen piece of text appear on a webpage. Perhaps, Zach, you could round up all the slogan entries you like from this thread, and place them on a page somewhere -- heck, if you could get it to fit, maybe even on the main page.

* And you thought I was going to say "wings"
Pirate.

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GreenCrayon wrote:* And you thought I was going to say "wings"
Yeah i did, you got me.
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GreenCrayon wrote:You know, there is a relatively simple Javascript code-snippet that lets you have a randomly-chosen piece of text appear on a webpage.
He is already doing something like this with the rotating picture next to the main logo on the main page. I like it. I give it the Yamid Seal of Approval. (I bought the rights from France for an over-bent binder clip and two hot dogs WITH relish. The joke's on them, though, since I stole the binder clip from work and I used sweet relish).

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SMBC: I know it's the same 3 jokes over and over again, but it's still funny damn it!

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Pepper Jack wrote:SMBC: I know it's the same 3 jokes over and over again, but it's still funny damn it!
HA HA, man, my brother said the exact same thing!

When will you guys learn, killing babies and killing toddlers are two distinctly different jokes.

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TwoBuy wrote:He is already doing something like this with the rotating picture next to the main logo on the main page. I like it. I give it the Yamid Seal of Approval.
Of course he is, I feel stupid bringing it up now. :(

But you shouldn't put too much faith in that "Yamid Seal of Approval". It's just an anagram of "A Vile Armada of Sloppy".
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GreenCrayon wrote:But you shouldn't put too much faith in that "Yamid Seal of Approval". It's just an anagram of "A Vile Armada of Sloppy".
I wanted to give it the GreenCrayon Watermark of Acceptance, but couldn't afford the first-born child and one left-sock asking price. Do you know how many left-socks I'm missing already?!

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TwoBuy wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote:But you shouldn't put too much faith in that "Yamid Seal of Approval". It's just an anagram of "A Vile Armada of Sloppy".
I wanted to give it the GreenCrayon Watermark of Acceptance, but couldn't afford the first-born child and one left-sock asking price. Do you know how many left-socks I'm missing already?!
At least 2, i sold them to the black market, WOAH i could reitre on that if it wasn't for my enormous gambling debts.
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Goose wrote:WOAH i could reitre on that if it wasn't for my enormous [CENSORED].
Take it easy there, champ.
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SMBC: I could do this full-time if it wasn't for my enormous [CENSORED]

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"SMBC: Finaly put your Ranidaphobia to rest."


Fear of frogs

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