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Slogan
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:07 pm
by ZachWeiner
So, I was going through my referrals today, and I got a link that went something like this:
"SMBC - It's not as funny as Perry Bible Fellowship"
I'm wondering if this might make a good slogan. What do you think?
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:58 pm
by PsychicBacon
"SMBC- It's better than a bullet in the groin."
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:40 am
by Sheriff Dani
"SMBC - Making fun of fat women and infanticide since 2002."
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:28 am
by Snakesonaplane
SMBC- "That kid was fucked up when we met him"
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:57 am
by GreenCrayon
"Surgeon General's Warning: SMBC"
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:31 am
by Pepper Jack
"SMBC- Jack Thompson Approved!"
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:48 am
by Snakesonaplane
Pepper Jack wrote:"SMBC- Jack Thompson Approved!"
So... the fact that I stare at SMBC comics for 4 hours a day means I
won't kill my family?
Thats a major selling point right there. Everything nowadays make you flip out and kill your family. War.... cancer.... Heck, even flipping out and killing your family could make you flip out and kill your family.
If they were alive that is.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:20 am
by GreenCrayon
Snakesonaplane wrote:So... the fact that I stare at SMBC comics for 4 hours a day means I won't kill my family?
Sadly, it's no guarantee. But it won't be a major contributory factor in the cause of killing your family.
Or your money back.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:25 am
by Snakesonaplane
I think counter-strike would probably be blamed.
It certainly doesn't help that my family are terrorists.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:28 pm
by Sheriff Dani
Snakesonaplane wrote:SMBC- "That kid was fucked up when we met him"
This, for the record, is freaking hilarious.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:33 am
by staffs
"SMBC - It's all fun and games until somebody loses a kidney."
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:16 am
by Pepper Jack
A couple of random ones:
"I'd sleep with Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal."
"SMBC- Your family will love you."
"From the Makers of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal"
"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal- Yeah, because you're really interesting."
"Take what you want, but leave my SMBC alone!"
"SMBC- It's a website!"
"Stays Crunchy When Wet."
"Choosey Moms Choose Jif. SMBC goes home and fucks the Prom Queen."
"Condemned on 4 continents."
"80% alcohol by volume."
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:04 pm
by Snakesonaplane
Pepper Jack wrote:"Choosey Moms Choose Jif. SMBC goes home and fucks the Prom Queen."
Approved
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:21 pm
by Kirbo
"From the Makers of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal"
This is great.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:54 pm
by Pepper Jack
"SMBC...":
"Now without that urine smell."
"Procrastination was never easier."
"Made from 100% Baby Seal."
"It's the cheesiest."
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
"You have money. We have pockets."
"Daring to achieve mediocrity."
"Best viewed naked."
"We make Jesus cry."
"Warning: Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema and may complicate pregnancy."
"The Tenth Plague."