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I don't think of myself as an elitist because I'm more humble than the rest of you.

Please. They have* built statues commemorating my humility. They've* started a resolution to make my birthday a national holiday called Humility Day.
Amateurs.

*I have

Oh yeah? I'm so humble I let slugs in front of me in the queue at Subway.

ruotwocone wrote:

Khazd wrote:SMBC: Where the forum regulars will ask you to join, then mock you until you leave or become one of them. Like an amusing Borg collective.

SMBC: this statement is only partially true as MM is the only regular i recall inviting people to join. The rest of us are all grouchy elitists.

SMBC: Ed invited a lot of people from omegle. More than I tried to recruit from the caption contest. So there.

I AM the reason this forum is so active. If I had not united everyone in hating me, where would you all be?
Having sex with women, that where you'd be.

You think I came on this forum for YOU? That is very funny and I am laughing because of how PATENTLY UNTRUE that statement was.

I came on because you all made me laugh and because of my humility I needed to give back to the world.

AHMETxRock wrote:Having sex with women, that where you'd be.

So you're saying that I'm gay because of you?

Good thing for us Ahmet came along.

I would like to point out that I did link to an introduction thread in the chitchat box today. While not directly inviting people to join it is active encouragement. Besides how am I supposed to be a grumpy elitist if there's no newbies to be grumpy and elitist to?

Also:

Edminster wrote:

AHMETxRock wrote:Having sex with women, that where you'd be.

So you're saying that I'm gay because of you?

So you're saying I'm straight because of you?

AHMETxRock: If used early, can prevent Lesbianism
AHMETxRock: At least one typo per post, guarantied

I bet I can go at least one sentence without a typo at least once..

True, but when you type everything correctly you say something repetitive, something repetitive.

Try highlighting my previous statement..

Ah, subtle.

I'm so humble I disbanded the facebook group honouring my name. The one I made.