Annexation and Subsequent Annihilation of Outlandia, The
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:25 am
In the year 2006, when the forum was in its fledgling state, the attacks by the Spam-bot hordes were merciless and countless in number. In an attempt to appease the gibbering masses, Zach the Magnificent annexed the largely uninhabited Outlandia and offered the landmass in its entirety to the Spam-bots and some of the less intelligent citizens of SMB City.
The naturally anarchistic Spam-bots quickly ravaged their new home. The Spam-bot's waste, simply called Spam, overflowed and began to seep into SMB City. Disgusted by the mess the Spam-bots had created, Zach the Magnificent quickly rued ever giving in to the gibbering, mindless creatures. He sent his most fearless warlord, <<General General>>, to eradicate the Spam-bot menace.
General General then proceeded to systematically kill each and every one of the Spam-bots. Afterwards, in a stroke of genius, he set up the most effective method imaginable to prevent the Spam-bots from ever rearing their ugly heads again: the <<Emayle Confirmation Bureau.>> Though sometimes crafty, Spam-bots were rarely able to pass the citizenship test administered by the E.C.B.; any found unable to do so were quickly disposed of.
After the removal of the Spam-Bots from Outlandia, the land was renamed Generaland in his honor. His descendants would eventually come to found the city-states of Libraria, Sci-Phi, Moltemedea, and Wartritia.
Author's notes:
Exactly what year General General began his brutal campaign is unknown, though it is suspected to have occurred sometime in 2007-08.
A soldier in General General's army named Private Private became well-known for his expedient delivery of confidential messages to and from the soldiers stationed in Outlandia.
Although Moltemedea grew to a respectable size, none of the cities founded by the descendants of General General were ever able to match the glory of SMB City and Generaland.
The naturally anarchistic Spam-bots quickly ravaged their new home. The Spam-bot's waste, simply called Spam, overflowed and began to seep into SMB City. Disgusted by the mess the Spam-bots had created, Zach the Magnificent quickly rued ever giving in to the gibbering, mindless creatures. He sent his most fearless warlord, <<General General>>, to eradicate the Spam-bot menace.
General General then proceeded to systematically kill each and every one of the Spam-bots. Afterwards, in a stroke of genius, he set up the most effective method imaginable to prevent the Spam-bots from ever rearing their ugly heads again: the <<Emayle Confirmation Bureau.>> Though sometimes crafty, Spam-bots were rarely able to pass the citizenship test administered by the E.C.B.; any found unable to do so were quickly disposed of.
After the removal of the Spam-Bots from Outlandia, the land was renamed Generaland in his honor. His descendants would eventually come to found the city-states of Libraria, Sci-Phi, Moltemedea, and Wartritia.
Author's notes:
Exactly what year General General began his brutal campaign is unknown, though it is suspected to have occurred sometime in 2007-08.
A soldier in General General's army named Private Private became well-known for his expedient delivery of confidential messages to and from the soldiers stationed in Outlandia.
Although Moltemedea grew to a respectable size, none of the cities founded by the descendants of General General were ever able to match the glory of SMB City and Generaland.