The FBI has become involved with my Nigerian Money Transfer.

Sorry TigerCrew, but she bribed me better than you did.

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The FBI has become involved with my Nigerian Money Transfer.

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I got this in my junk mail, and thought it was a rather funny follow up.

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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 
Attn: Beneficiary, 

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Mr. Michell Brown From union bank kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. 

During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in total USD$10.5million in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $10,000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect You. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $570 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction. 

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Kelvin Williams
EMAIL: kelvin.williams43@gmail.com 

Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details: EMAIL ADDRESS: kelvin.williams43@gmail.com

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you'll use in making payment of $570 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. Please if you know you cannot be able to afford the $570 for the delivery of your ATM card via FedEx then do not bother to contact Mr. Kelvin Williams as we are in the begining of new year and he should be busy with some other things.  We order you to get back to Mr. kelvin williams Only right away. 

FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III. 

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are hereby adviced only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to Mr. Kelvin williams so we could act upon and commence investigation.

THIS IS FBI SECURITY ALERT EMAIL DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL FOR SECURITY REASON.  
GET BACK TO MR. KELVIN WILLIAMS ONLY.
I'm still not entirely sure why the FBI is involved at all. I'm beginning to wonder if this whole Nigeria thing is going sour.
But I guess the better question is why there are Puppy Scammers involved. I don't know what those are, or what relation they have to my transfer of funds from Nigeria.

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I skimmed through that like I do Terms of Service agreements...meaning...whats a Terms of Service agreement again?

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That's a gorgeous twist on the Nigerian Scam.
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Edminster wrote:That's a gorgeous twist on the Nigerian Scam.
I was immediately intrigued at the "GET BACK TO MR. KELVIN WILLIAMS ONLY (APPROVED BY FBI)‏" subject line. I just had to give it a read.

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HOLY CRAP MAN THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
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What bothers me is why the American FBI is investigating a transaction of a Canadian. And quick Lethal get that ATM card! I mean it's 100% risk free and they haven't realized you're not a Yankee yet!
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I like how the FBI agent is using a gmail account.
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Have you contacted the FBI yet?

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Yes. They've almost tracked you and your child pornography ring down.
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On the plus side you're that much closer to USD$10.5million.

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That's a truly excellent take on the 419 scam and the first Ive seen the FBI involved...

419eater.com for those that aren't familiar but interested.

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mountainmage wrote:Yes. They've almost tracked you and your child pornography ring down.
Dude, UK. It would be MI5.

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Cirtur wrote:
mountainmage wrote:Yes. They've almost tracked you and your child pornography ring down.
Dude, UK. It would be MI5.
or interpol... <snicker>

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Noooooo not Interpol!

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Or Scotland Yard.

Psh, what a dumb name.
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