SMBC: Semi Morbid Boring Confessions.

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Re: SMBC: Semi Morbid Boring Confessions.

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We were kids back then. Plus I only laughed, my friend did the actual feeding of the dog biscuit.
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Oh, I was going to buy a ticket to America, track you down and then stab you because of your shinanigans. :P

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Just for you guys (Wolf and MM): Our school had a pet dog, and it was tradition for students to get it high and then laugh at it a lot. But I think it enjoyed it. :[]
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My mom's college friends used to get their rabbit drunk. Man, what is it and people's obsession with doing humiliating things to animals? I mean yeah it's hilarious, but...oh wait, it's hilarious.
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I want to get a shark drunk.
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I hear they put out more.

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Sharks are so stingy when they're sober.
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I'd like to stick some things in the fleshy hole.
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It looks ribbed.
































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Just as long as it doesn't bite down. too hard
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My friends once got a kitten drunk. The kitten then tried to jump through a giant barn fan. It didn't make it and it died as a result of its broken neck. Farm life is fun!
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It's not as quick as drowning, but it's worth the show.
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Sometimes when we're stoned, my boyfriend and I will duct tape one of our cats tails to its back. It's cruel, but funny to watch them walk.
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