Am I An Ass?
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Gilligan
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Last night I came onto these fora to make a bunch of drunk posts, but I passed out before I could do anything. Now I'm just making hungover posts. Am I an ass?
Go tell your alien brothers that Ronnie Cordova says they're GAY!
AHMETxRock wrote:If there isn't a little boy sitting on my shoulders tweaking my nipples constantly I just CAN'T get off.
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Frostbite
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Gilligan
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It's okay. My parents still love me, and that's the only love I'll ever need.
Go tell your alien brothers that Ronnie Cordova says they're GAY!
AHMETxRock wrote:If there isn't a little boy sitting on my shoulders tweaking my nipples constantly I just CAN'T get off.
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Lethal Interjection
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And you believed them? They told me that they only had you so that they could sell you for meat. But the market slumped and it no longer was lucrative enough. I'd imagine it won't be long now before they cut you open to sell your organs.Gilligan wrote:It's okay. My parents still love me, and that's the only love I'll ever need.
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AHMETxRock
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If your dicks big enough they've got people in japan willing to do experimental transplants.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Cirtur
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A man in Japan will donate his dick, just so he can see a dick with a dick.
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Frostbite
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I immediately thought of "filty lucre" because that is the best phrase that means currency ever, when you said lucrative. Am I an ass? Or just awesome?Lethal Interjection wrote:And you believed them? They told me that they only had you so that they could sell you for meat. But the market slumped and it no longer was lucrative enough. I'd imagine it won't be long now before they cut you open to sell your organs.
Doin' podcasts before they were cool.
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Edminster
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Spondulix is the superior money slang just fyi
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Gilligan
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I like moo lah, because it's silly and normal people know what it means.
Go tell your alien brothers that Ronnie Cordova says they're GAY!
AHMETxRock wrote:If there isn't a little boy sitting on my shoulders tweaking my nipples constantly I just CAN'T get off.
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Sahan
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Scrillah!
Or alternativatively, DOLLARIDOOS!
Or alternativatively, DOLLARIDOOS!
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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