Because it makes me snicker

Khazd · Post by **Khazd** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:34 pm

Cirtur wrote: New Idea: Ring up your boss and ask him questions about photography. Have a very long conversation with him, and if he hangs up, ring him up again. I will make you a certificate if you manage to mention the word pussy 10 times.

This, this is pure gold, and thus will be saved until my last week where hopefully I will have the ability to record this conversation for everyone's enjoyment.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:46 pm

$20 if you call him a chicken-fucker!

Post by **Edminster** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:50 pm

Answer only to the name 'Beef Hammer'.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:43 pm

Edminster wrote:Answer only to the name 'Beef Hammer'.

No. Answer to Dr Sexypants.

Post by **Edminster** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:46 pm

Dr. 'Beef Hammer' Sexypants.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:53 pm

If anyone asks you why you are acting weird explain that you are a part of MI6 and are acting under Operation Rapalicious.*

*Pronounced Rape-a-licious

Khazd · Post by **Khazd** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:58 pm

Update: They had websensed this page so I was unable to post for a bit there. I was forced to break into the server room and unblock the page. I also unblocked all the porn to cover my tracks and misdirect.

Unfortunately the "Dr. beef hammer sexypants" did not work well. Most of the maintenance guys simply replied with their own amusing names. One elderly lady did hang up on me however. Oddly enough, no-one has asked me why I am acting strangely, looks like I may need to kick it up a notch.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:03 pm

Instead of commas use the word breasts.

Post by **Edminster** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:20 pm

Do you own a tuxedo? If so, wear it every day.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:26 pm

If someone says something incorrect pat them on the head and tell them that "It's Okay. There's no judgement here."

Post by **Edminster** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:33 pm

There's always the stand-by of that 'insanity in the workplace' list that floats around on the internet.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:41 pm

Number 19 on the Mr Ed's list is one you should do.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:48 pm

Cirtur wrote:If someone says something incorrect pat them on the head and tell them that "It's Okay. There's no judgement here."

I'd do it randomly, incorrect or not.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed May 13, 2009 3:23 am

Cirtur wrote:Continued Idea: Next time you see Bob, compliment him on his appearance. The goal with him is to see how far you can lead him on.

That is the greatest idea in the world.

Also, pull the whole Office Space thing and take out a wall in your cubicle because you want a nice view.

Feedbacker · Post by **Feedbacker** » Wed May 13, 2009 6:04 am

Come to work dressed as MCA from the Beastie Boys in the Sabotage video.

Blare music like Marvin Gaye, Luther Vandross and Barry White CONSTANTLY.

Whenever someone asks you a question like "What do you think of..." respond with "Eh, I'm not really into Pokemon."

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