This brand-new thing called "internet"
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- Apocalyptus
- Not what you were expecting
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Re: This brand-new thing called "internet"
SUPER SAIYAN JOKE MAKER.
Bow before my might.
Bow before my might.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- Amerika
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It's more bowing before our giantess blood.
- Apocalyptus
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Re: This brand-new thing called "internet"
Well, that too. I guess I'm just in a good mood right now, my new beanstalk is growing in nicely.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- Amerika
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What're you gonna put at the top of it?
- Apocalyptus
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A life size chocolate statue of Christina Hendricks.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- Amerika
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That's going to be difficult for a young boy to steal.
- Apocalyptus
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That's sort of the point. It took me ages to lick it into a perfect replica of Christina.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- Sahan
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Didn't you at least chisel it into a basic shape first? That way you can save the chunks for later.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
- Apocalyptus
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Re: This brand-new thing called "internet"
Hey, now. Hey.
That's what teeth are for.
That's what teeth are for.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- carbonstealer
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It would be sacrilege to give up ANY opportunity to mouth fondle Christina
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- Apocalyptus
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That's right. She deserves nothing but the best.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- Lethal Interjection
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Re: This brand-new thing called "internet"
And a much, much, much shorter time to lick it into something not resembling her anymore?Apocalyptus wrote:That's sort of the point. It took me ages to lick it into a perfect replica of Christina.
- DonRetrasado
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To be fair she wasn't just licking it.
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