Ask A Lesbian.

[astasia]

I'm not reading your copy and paste from wikipedia.

Fine, don't.

Just waste your life essence some more, then.

[Cirtur]

Perhaps I will.

[Asherian]

Its not like the average female even uses a high portion of her eggs (you still have eggs left when you go into menopause). The heat response is more to encourage rutting during the time of maximum fertility.

Dear Lesbian,

Which term do you think is more insulting, dyke, libstick lesbian, or cock-hitler?

-Curious in California.

[Frostbite]

Dear Lesbian,

How is the carpet munching business these days?

-A human being.

[astasia]

Its not like the average female even uses a high portion of her eggs (you still have eggs left when you go into menopause). The heat response is more to encourage rutting during the time of maximum fertility.

Dear Lesbian,

Which term do you think is more insulting, dyke, libstick lesbian, or cock-hitler?

-Curious in California.

Dear Curious in California,

While I am very "femme," I tend to dislike the labeling of lesbians (although, lesbians themselves love to use the terms, it seems). I would not be offended by lipstick lesbian, and I would be mildly offended by dyke (since, seriously, I have long hair for a reason - alternatively, however, I enjoy calling bitches "dirty dykes" in order to humiliate them, and, thus, arouse myself), but I think cock-hitler certainly sounds the worst. Although, it does make me think of a penis wearing a little moustache, and that is kinda funny.

Love,

Astasia

[astasia]

Dear Lesbian,

How is the carpet munching business these days?

-A human being.

Dear Human Being,

She doesn't have a "carpet," as I prefer "smooth tiles." (I don't do "hard wood" anymore, though.)

Love,

Astasia

[Cirtur]

Where is the logic in a lesbian being called a cock hitler?

[Lethal Interjection]

That's a hitler cock.
A cock hitler is one who wants all the Jews up in her gas chamber. If you know what I mean.

Too far?

[AHMETxRock]

Dear lesbian. Has lethal gone far enough?

[LordRetard]

Where can I get a little outfit like that?

[astasia]

Where is the logic in a lesbian being called a cock hitler?

Ahahahaha.

I love it.

I am going to make posts that somehow lead me to need to spam that image, all over the boards.

[Snarky00]

Actually in regards to the life force thing. Regular masturbation helps prevent testicular cancer. Sperm doesn't live forever and there is no internal mechanism for getting rid of the old ones. Gotta 'clean the pipes' one way or the other.

[Asherian]

That is an adorable hitler cock.

Really I was just stretching for a term to call a lesbian involving hitler that made some vague sense. I failed utterly as you can all see.

[astasia]

Actually in regards to the life force thing. Regular masturbation helps prevent testicular cancer. Sperm doesn't live forever and there is no internal mechanism for getting rid of the old ones. Gotta 'clean the pipes' one way or the other.

Well, if you are a Taoist, you would believe differently.

[AHMETxRock]

If you were muslim you'd be married at like 8 or something and wouldn't have to worry about that.
Plus multiple wives. Never run out.