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Snarky00 · Post by **Snarky00** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:41 am

It's unfortunate then that I am not sexually attracted to sheets.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:45 am

I think there are women underneath those carpets, but I can't be certain.

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:14 am

Snarky00 wrote:It's unfortunate then that I am not sexually attracted to sheets.

The sheets are because you couldn't handle looking at what is underneath them without going on a raping frenzy. At least, I'm pretty sure that's what some Muslims believe.

Snarky00 · Post by **Snarky00** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:32 am

That's a deception.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:37 am

It's also going in the "Fucken Saved" category.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:39 am

See, it's times like these I don't feel bad about the whole "your going to hell" thing.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:45 am

Incorrect! I believe you'll find you are the one going to hell.

And I'm a little bit sad about that but oh well. What am I supposed to do? Convince you Islam is on the way to destruction? That all your virgins are belong to us?

Snarky00 · Post by **Snarky00** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:57 am

See now I've never understood that whole 72 virgins thing. How many people die in these countries before reaching the age of consent (or I guess the age where it becomes legal to marry them off against their will and rape them). And if they die before they reach such an age wouldn't their spirit still be the age they were when they died? So are muslims really that excited about the whole raping dead babies thing? Or are the theoretical virgins supposed to be spirits that are created just for the person that dies, how could they be virgins if they never possessed physical form? It's just so confusing.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:58 am

Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax."

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:04 am

The virgins thing is not real dude. It is a mistranslation done purposely to discredit Islam.

But this is why I don't trust you guys to make decisions on foreign policy.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:07 am

I don't actually think Islam rewards suicide bombers with virgins. I don't think Islam is in favour of suicide bombers.

But then where is the comedy gold?

Oldrac the Chitinous · Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:11 am

They only like Jewicide Bombers, am I right, folks?

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:12 am

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:They only like Jewicide Bombers, am I right, folks?

*rimshot*

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:16 am

American female whore number one: Oh sad and lonely muslim, sleep with us!
American female whore number two: We need you!
Canadian female whore: I'll **** your ****, eh?
Muslim male: Get back you whores. Can you not tell by my turban, beard, and wagon with a barrel of crude oil that I am a Muslim, and therefore sad and lonely?
American male whore: Don't be suck a prick. Unless it's in bed.
Muslim male: The fact you also do not sleep with women is ruined due to the fact you sleep with men!

Muslim woman: I am neither seen nor heard, as it would be an affront to god and bring shame upon both myself and, more importantly, my family.
Prophet Mohammad (pbuh): Depict me in a cartoon and I'll have my followers burn down your buildings!

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:17 am

I appreciate your strange, surrealist dialogue, Ahmet.

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