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AHMETxRock wrote:1337 all up in this bitch!

I see you're getting a head-start on your new sig!
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More like high, pathetic bitches. Speaking of which, I heard Lilly Allen has also declared a life of Sadness and loneliness until further notice. Now might be your only chance to use your Sadness and loneliness to pick up a hot chick, Ahmet, use this opportunity wisely. And for Athe/Buddha hybrid's sake make sure you don't screw up in bed.
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Lilly Allen doesn't live in muslim country*. However if you are willing to make the trip over here I will let you stay in my house for a very reasonable price.

*Is that where Ahmet lives? Probably.

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I live somewhere in the United States. That's all I'll give up currently.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Honestly, you're just being paranoid, unless you're in the witness protection program or something like that.
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Let me look into my crystal ball*. I see a garden. Do you by any chance live in New Jersey?**

*The internet.
** It took about 30 seconds. Well hid, Ahmet, well hid.

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Hey, look at me ignoring you Lethal. I'm doing it right now.
A worthy adversary indeed.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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I like your last name Ahmet. Also, your name is an alliteration so that's a plus! (Don't worry, my name is just as easy to find out via google, so if you're interested, by all means!)*


*I'm not sure if it's you. It could be a different Ahmet. :P
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I don't care about your names. I liked it when I could pretend you weren't real.

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So did Zach. So did Zach.
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It's kind of why I haven't posted my name, picture or address.

I'm scared of what happens if I decide to take over the internet and then someone power words me.

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Meh. What are they going to do? They don't have my cell number or my address. I don't have a home phone, either. Plus, my last name is so common that you wouldn't be able to annoy my parents either.
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I guess it's that danger.

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I have absolutely no reservations anymore about posting my information online, as evidenced by my hasty post of my address in the babyshark thread. I figure no one is gonna bother me 'bout nuffin and that if they do, I'm pretty confident that I can bring the beatdown.
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Good luck finding what area I'm from so that you can deliver those beatdowns.
AW CRAP!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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