More like high, pathetic bitches. Speaking of which, I heard Lilly Allen has also declared a life of Sadness and loneliness until further notice. Now might be your only chance to use your Sadness and loneliness to pick up a hot chick, Ahmet, use this opportunity wisely. And for Athe/Buddha hybrid's sake make sure you don't screw up in bed.
Destructicus wrote:
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Lilly Allen doesn't live in muslim country*. However if you are willing to make the trip over here I will let you stay in my house for a very reasonable price.
I like your last name Ahmet. Also, your name is an alliteration so that's a plus! (Don't worry, my name is just as easy to find out via google, so if you're interested, by all means!)*
*I'm not sure if it's you. It could be a different Ahmet.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
Meh. What are they going to do? They don't have my cell number or my address. I don't have a home phone, either. Plus, my last name is so common that you wouldn't be able to annoy my parents either.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
I have absolutely no reservations anymore about posting my information online, as evidenced by my hasty post of my address in the babyshark thread. I figure no one is gonna bother me 'bout nuffin and that if they do, I'm pretty confident that I can bring the beatdown.
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DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.