Barack Obama’s Inaugural Address

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It would be rather hilarious if you took random phrases from a solemn speech and replaced them with advertisements, but it gets old fast.

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Oldrac the Chitinous · Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:48 pm

Look out, Cirtur, I think he's trying to out-humble you.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:44 pm

Damn him. Looks like we need some pictures of how humble I am.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:51 pm

Snarky00 wrote:Might I suggest penis cream?

Ugh... They had to test it on... Rats?

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:36 pm

LordRetard wrote:
Snarky00 wrote:Might I suggest penis cream?
Ugh... They had to test it on... Rats?

Theres a job for the resume!

Snarky00 · Post by **Snarky00** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:48 am

I think the real question is how do they prove its the cream and not the rubbing. Was there a test group rubbing placebo cream on rat penises? Is there any kind of cream you can rub on a penis that wont cause an erection?

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:10 am

Snarky00 wrote:I think the real question is how do they prove its the cream and not the rubbing. Was there a test group rubbing placebo cream on rat penises? Is there any kind of cream you can rub on a penis that wont cause an erection?

Maybe they got really ugly ~~rats~~ lab assistants to do the job.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:30 am

Snarky00 wrote:I think the real question is how do they prove its the cream and not the rubbing. Was there a test group rubbing placebo cream on rat penises? Is there any kind of cream you can rub on a penis that wont cause an erection?

The control group had to use hydrochloric acid, of course. That kept them down all right.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:40 am

These were rats who were impotent after years of drinking.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:48 am

Actually, that makes a ton of sense... Minus the drinking part. I'm sure they can make impotent rats.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:59 am

See that would be more fun for mad scientists to do.

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