Fighting a dragon
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Re: Fighting a dragon
I'm with Fungalface. Subjugating the dragon to starvation and denying their children the chance at a good life is fine, because they are dragons, not people.
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Re: Fighting a dragon
Yes, severe economic sanctions are the way to go. I vote we cancel our fair-trade agreement on daffodils with the dragon. That should hit it quite hard.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:I'm willing to support economic sanctions against the dragon.
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Harsh, dude. Let's have some diplomacy first. See if we can reach agreements in a UN mediated conference.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:I'm willing to support economic sanctions against the dragon.
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Re: Fighting a dragon
Do you all really think meaningless sanctions will stop the dragon from going on a fire breathing rage? If so, who would be willing to go and say hey mr dragon, you are not permitted to fly or breath fire anymore.
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I think if the dragon has any kind of sense he will stay in line with the sanctions. Unless he wants to be unable to trade anywhere. What will his hoard be worth after we refuse to trade with him? Nothing! Nothing!
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Although, if he's using it to trade with, can it still be called a hoard?
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Well I assume he needs to trade at some point. How else will he pay for cable?
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Re: Fighting a dragon
Now, This is cool. My three friends, if we were to fight a dragon it would look something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkYTeTIUtMw
Goat boy has the tail.
I got the claws.
Pumpkin idiot is the one in the armor.
Fungas face is the one in the pointy hat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkYTeTIUtMw
Goat boy has the tail.
I got the claws.
Pumpkin idiot is the one in the armor.
Fungas face is the one in the pointy hat.
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Re: Fighting a dragon
That battle looked pretty gay. And when it's a guy who has sex with men saying that, you know there's a problem.
Now, if I were to gather three friends in order to take out a dragon (after economic sanctions have proven fruitless, of course) it would look a little something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4opO8UUm4d4
Now, if I were to gather three friends in order to take out a dragon (after economic sanctions have proven fruitless, of course) it would look a little something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4opO8UUm4d4
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You call everything gay. Like yesterday, we're in the middle of gay sex and he's like,Edminster wrote:That battle looked pretty gay. And when it's a guy who has sex with men saying that, you know there's a problem.
"God, this is so gay. You're such a homo."
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Aerial Slash is a fifth-level wind-element sanction.HARDKORE wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkYTeTIUtMw
I thought there was a chicken in that guy's mace. I still think there should be.Edminster wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4opO8UUm4d4
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Fighting a dragon
Stop Having Sex With Your Frat Brother In The Frat House Kitchen Day!Edminster wrote:That battle looked pretty gay. And when it's a guy who has sex with men saying that, you know there's a problem.
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Re: Fighting a dragon
Shes right.
now back to the dragon
I was trying to think of a game that had 4 people on the screen at the same time fighting. Then it hit me. FF 9.
now back to the dragon
I was trying to think of a game that had 4 people on the screen at the same time fighting. Then it hit me. FF 9.
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