I hate badly packed fudge

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Well, having never been high or drunk, I can't tell you if it would impede my typing skills.
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Hey man drugs are great especially if you are really depressed just drink a lot and you'll feel so much better man.
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FengharTheNord wrote:Hey man drugs are great especially if you are really depressed just drink a lot and you'll feel so much better man.
I can say with the utmost confidence that this isn't even close to true. I've never had a good time drunk and depressed.

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naw man my dad does it and then he's so happy he cuts my hair and then he goes out driving and gets arrested man its so cool I love my dad he's a nice guy and doesn't make me want to kill myself at all
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That's nice of him, giving you a free haircut and whatnot.
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My mother wants to give me a haircut but the deal is she's trying to get me to cut my hair but I like it like this!

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Join the club.
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Hmm

I have been reading your post. Its alsmot as if you are not talking about packing fudge. Really a house. How would a horse pack fudge. Kristanna Loken, I would to pack some fudge with her. She was in Bloodrayne.
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HARDKORE wrote:Its alsmot as if you are not talking about packing fudge.
You just haven't been reading between the lines enough. You see, a lot of this forum is in code. I have managed through hard work and dedication to devise a system to decode a lot of it. It is really very simple, all you need to do is find the key word in a post (which is always a cunningly disguised euphemism for fudge-packing), and replace it with what is obviously meant to be there instead.

For example:
FengharTheNord wrote:You guys make things too complicated.
becomes
FengharTheNord wrote:You guys make fudge-packing too complicated.
and
Apocalyptus wrote:And not just animals, children die too - and it would be a crime to waste that sweet, sweet toddlerflesh.
becomes
Apocalyptus wrote:And not just animals, children fudge-pack too - and it would be a crime to waste that sweet, sweet fudge.
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Apocalyptus! Do not reveal the code to Hardkore. It is he who must unwittingly complete the equation and solve it.

He must solve the Megan Fox Soundboard Algorithm himself.

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Trust me, horses pack fudge pretty well. It's to die for!
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LordRetard wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:Hey man drugs are great especially if you are really depressed just drink a lot and you'll feel so much better man.
I can say with the utmost confidence that this isn't even close to true. I've never had a good time drunk and depressed.
It depends if there is someone else that is upset. Granted, I don't know if I would call it depressed.
But sitting around with a friend, getting hammered, and just bitching is great therapy.

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People generally don't like to be around me when I'm bitching while drunk, on account of my extreme drunken* anger.

*Well sometimes.

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Megan Fox. She is from Oak Ridge. I live on the KY side of the border.
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And she doesn't like it when LR is drunk?
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