What be so awesome?

[astasia]

The next step is to find another state that supports marriage of Your People, and then move there instead.

Why?

[LordRetard]

Who wants to live in New Hampshire? Is that even a real place?

... NYAAH.

[mountainmage]

Awesome news. Rhode island is surrounded on all sides...it's only a matter of time before they fully recognize it.

[Rainbow]

You like in the Island of Rhodes? That place is the shiznit. Go visit the world's largest chair.

[littleninja]

I dunno, all that talk about anal really distracted me from LN. I mean, I want to be realistic. I'd have to pay MONEY to visit her wherever she is.
I mean, I have no idea how good she is in the sack. I don't know if she's WORTH the couple hundred to go back and forth.

But I would do so many naughty things you wouldn't believe it. I'm not even talking dirty or gross... Just naughty...

I'm better than all the boys, Ahmet.

All the boys.

[AHMETxRock]

I dunno, all that talk about anal really distracted me from LN. I mean, I want to be realistic. I'd have to pay MONEY to visit her wherever she is.
I mean, I have no idea how good she is in the sack. I don't know if she's WORTH the couple hundred to go back and forth.

But I would do so many naughty things you wouldn't believe it. I'm not even talking dirty or gross... Just naughty...

I'm better than all the boys, Ahmet.

All the boys.

When a guy lusts after a handful of lesbians, is he just stupidly out of his league, or is he in denial?
What if I am gay? I am sad and lonely, so I wouldn't know...

I KNOW! Littleninja, you should sleep with me. I mean, chances are I won't be able to pleasure a woman anyways, but at least if it's with you I'll know that beforehand, and a bad performance won't sway my opinion. I think that would work.

[LordRetard]

Ahmet succumbs to trickery to end his sadness and loneliness; swing and a miss.

[littleninja]

When a guy lusts after a handful of lesbians, is he just stupidly out of his league, or is he in denial?
What if I am gay? I am sad and lonely, so I wouldn't know...

I KNOW! Littleninja, you should sleep with me. I mean, chances are I won't be able to pleasure a woman anyways, but at least if it's with you I'll know that beforehand, and a bad performance won't sway my opinion. I think that would work.

You are a sad, sad man.

Before you commit to this, remember: I wear the cock.

Bend over.

[fancybone]

When a guy lusts after a handful of lesbians, is he just stupidly out of his league, or is he in denial?
What if I am gay? I am sad and lonely, so I wouldn't know...

I KNOW! Littleninja, you should sleep with me. I mean, chances are I won't be able to pleasure a woman anyways, but at least if it's with you I'll know that beforehand, and a bad performance won't sway my opinion. I think that would work.

You are a sad, sad man.

Before you commit to this, remember: I wear the cock.

Bend over.

Dibs on the video.

[mountainmage]

Bad images of Ahmet getting pegged.

[Cirtur]

Oh no no no. I didn't want that to be the way round. Anyway, I thought Astasia got to wear the cock?

[LordRetard]

You are a sad, sad man.

Before you commit to this, remember: I wear the cock.

Bend over.

I don't know if that's gonna be a good enough deterrent.

[Cirtur]

Yeah, it'll be like that picture I labelled.

[astasia]

Actually, we take turns.

That's the beauty of it being removable.

You guys don't know how to share.

[AHMETxRock]

Code blue. Code blue. ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!