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FREE porn? Holy crap! I never heard of that. I was looking all over the internet for free porn, and I can never find such a thing!

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Post by ruotwocone »

that's true, free porn has got to be one of the rarest things on the interweb. it's right up there with webcomics and casinos.

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Post by hawhaw1267 »

And what about popups? Those are so friggin rare. Whenever I get a popup I always celebrate and go to their site to buy their products.

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So then Hawhaw, how many "Free" items have you acquired from popups so far?
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Post by FluffyBunny09 »

You could always go to google and look up free porn. But then its just a tease you only get to see like 30 seconds of it, if that. Then other sites you see pictures, just pictures.

But Owell its not like i watch them anyways....... :D
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I do not watch porn any more and I am doing pretty well, well with except for an occasional withdraws of rolling on the floor screaming for porn. Usually the screams are along the line "PORN PORN PORN!!!" or
"I NEED TO SEE THE P***Y!!!"
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i loveteh pornograffy like i loves yur ass in a balloon!
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Ok, here is my opinion..

porno may be like healthy or whatever, and yeah maybe its better to masturbate before sex to increase the length of how long a guy can stay up, but I just dont agree with the principal of the matter.. How can I say that it is okay for Hawhaw to look at naked picutres of other women?? I think that if anyone in a relationship masturbates with pictures of other women, It should be considered cheating.. Maybe some of you might think that is a little rash, but cheating starts in the mind and works its way up! I feel very stronglyabout this due to experiences with guys. To be honest, I have been cheated on in just about every relationship, and I think it is because I let them watch porno.. So for hawhaw... Its over.. The only pictures you will see is me.
I no longer willingly date hawhaw.

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I Agree, it is not right. Every action starts as a thought.
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whoa, man. that's like really deep*. like did you ever think that maybe we're not the ones driving cars, but maybe cars drive us?

*you guys realize that this is a webpage about murdering todlers right? so moral discussions are kinda wasted on us.

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Oh totally steffles. Cause when I watch porn, the first thing I think about is, "how can I track this woman down; stalk her; and eventually convince her to have sex with me."

So... You have pictures? I was just joking about the stalking part :wink:
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HAHA Thats funny TwoBuy. the only way you would ever see a picture of Steffles is if you burned in HELL!*

*Because I hear Satan has a few pictures of her. She's really attractive.

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Post by ruotwocone »

hawhaw1267 wrote:Because I hear Satan has a few pictures of her. She's really attractive.
then why no pictures? we all know dani's hot cuz we have photographic evidence.

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