Happy Belated International Feel Sorry for Yourself Day.

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Happy Belated International Feel Sorry for Yourself Day.

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IFSYD was May 11th.

I'm feeling sorry for myself that I didn't actually get to celebrate on the correct day.
If we weren't such good friends, I'd wish you were dead.

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The universe is an awful place, whatever.

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I don't really see why you need a day to do that.
I do that every day.






Every day.

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well, its just like kurt cobain said...
it's better to be overdose on heroin and blast your head apart with a shotgun than it is to deteriorate slowly and painfully until you're a crippled geriatric hack, pissing your last in a retirement home, nothing but a shameful embarrassment to the selfish offspring you shat into existence.
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He said that?

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Probably something like that. Smack'll do that to a guy.
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And being murdered by Courtney Love.

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And having a child with the middle name "Bean".
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You know, The Melvins was and still is a way better band, and none of them have killed themselves.

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Moral of the story: kill yourself.
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I'm a stupid doo doo head. woe is me. my life is a spiraling abyss filled with the unending torment of not getting what i want
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Fenghar is going pro at feeling sorry for himself.

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FengharTheNord wrote:I'm a stupid doo doo head. woe is me. my life is a spiraling abyss filled with the unending torment of not getting what i want
dude, he was in a grunge band.


you forgot to mention greasy hair and flannel

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Do NOT make fun of flannel.

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Sorry we didn't mention, LR is a lumberjack.

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