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Shooeeeee, we were never close!

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Kurtis55555 wrote:My mom says I cant use a pen without a helmet :(
There's these awesome safety pens at Pen Island. You should check 'em out at http://www.penisland.com.
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mountainmage wrote:
Kurtis55555 wrote:My mom says I cant use a pen without a helmet :(
There's these awesome safety pens at Pen Island. You should check 'em out at http://www.penisland.com.
That one is better to do in person, so they can't see it spelled out.

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Lmao nice mountainmage.. Haha.. good time to slip that in HAHA!!
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Isn't it penisland.net?

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Cirtur wrote:Isn't it penisland.net?
Hey, anywhere you get your pen is fine by me.

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Well .net seems geared more towards the pen customer.

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My friend tried that on me once. Thankfully, I wrote the address out mentally and got it straight away. I do that sort of thing to perfectly innocent things anyway, like when I started really getting into RuneScape and noticed that it was the same spelling as RunEscape.
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Any online review includes that hilarious pun.

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Yeah, well I've never looked at one. I hate it that it's so hard to discover stuff nowadays, someone always seems to have come up with what I thought before I did. It's like my whole life is a string of copyright infringements.
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Then the best you can do is to find the ones that aren't yet registered.

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Like zitzles or popplers?
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Yeah. Or VoIP.

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Sahan wrote:My friend tried that on me once. Thankfully, I wrote the address out mentally and got it straight away. I do that sort of thing to perfectly innocent things anyway, like when I started really getting into RuneScape and noticed that it was the same spelling as RunEscape.
Or like my first web handle. It was "toysmolder". It thought it was clever.* But then people ask if I made plastic toys or something. What a waste.

*Toy smolder. Like a toy soldier that is burning. Come on people.

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