SMBC: Semi Morbid Boring Confessions.

[astasia]

Or, just "Confessions." Confess your sins here, o child.

I'll go first: Sometimes, Ahmet's posts actually make me laugh. I'm ashamed. I prescribed myself three Hail Marys.

[AHMETxRock]

I don't actually hate Jews or minorities, and I only oppress women a moderate amount.

[littleninja]

This is the confession thread, not the aspirations thread.

[Cirtur]

I went on a midnight run yesterday and went into a metro station when all the doors were locked.

That's not a confession I just wanted you all to know I'm hardcore enough to go onto public property!

[LordRetard]

I once made a couple of harrassing phone calls to a couple of hispanics, and told them that they couldn't return home.

[FengharTheNord]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[AHMETxRock]

I rate porn videos down if they have black people in them.

[Sahan]

I collected money for a charity and forgot to send it on. I still have the money with me in a plastic bag, too apathetic to mail it to the organisation, too ashamed to spend it.

[Kimra]

When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry.

[Edminster]

I gave my favourite heavy overshirt to a homeless guy who was wearing a tattered thin t-shirt. I really miss that shirt, and wish I had given him a different one.

[LordRetard]

I know how you feel, a pen ruined my favourite pair of pants. Now I can only wear them at home. They're so damn comfy and I wish I could have them for work.

[smiley_cow]

I almost never click on youtube links. There I said it. Whew that's a load of my chest.

[Republican Party]

I am a forum alt. Wow, now i feel better about myself.

[fancybone]

I almost never click on youtube links. There I said it. Whew that's a load of my chest.

Me neither. Even when my ADD isn't flaring up, people link to nothing but garbage.

[AHMETxRock]

I'm sick. I coughed up some mucus and there was blood.
My throat is sore and my head is killing me.
Last night my nose was dripping like a faucet not closed completely.
Now it is as dry as my ability to make people laugh.
Me head hurts and I've been taking pills.

AND YET, I AM STILL BRAVE ENOUGH TO INTERNET.