RANDOM RANDOMNESS!! No oatmeal cows allowed!

[Kurtis55555]

I think that its funny that the purple kiwi fell in door with the atomic cherry..which was also cheating on the crayon..the purple crayon...At this moment the person reading this was probably doing the roflocopter while spinning on his phillangies and eating seldomly lukewarm burritos.

[cheez.wiz]

ROFLOLOLOLOLOL*

You're fired.

*rolling on the floor out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud, obviously.

[Kurtis55555]

Fired, I've only just begun!... Shall we start the random war? Taco?

Rofl nice miniscule text!

[AHMETxRock]

This goes in inane drivel... However, your exclusion of cows makes this entirely original.

[astasia]

Where's Ed with that penguin of doom stuff?

Just being random isn't funny. Period.

Therefore, you are not funny.

[AHMETxRock]

Therefore, if you are funny, then you clearly cannot be you while random. Of course, you cannot be random while consistently being yourself, can you? I mean, that's only relative randomness. About 5% maximum. You're not becoming different people mid-sentence, or becoming multiple people simultaneously, or speaking different and unknown languages either seperately or at the same time through tongues, or warping through different phases of matter, or existing in several points in the timeline at once, exploding the universe.

But, A for effort.

[FengharTheNord]

SO RANDUM xD

[AHMETxRock]

Want to know what else is random? The supposed correlation of my comic getting viewers and me updating.
Remember, I only promise once a week. Also, who wants to see me with a haircut?

[Cirtur]

Oooh oooh I don't!

[mountainmage]

Only if it's a funny haircut. Like you buzzcut something funny in your hair. I'd want to see that.

[Edminster]

Only if it's a sexy haircut. Like you buzzcut down with a number 2 guard. I'd want to see that.

[mountainmage]

You and your short hair fetish.

[Khazd]

Pfft, #2 guard. Break out the Bic razor and do it right if yer going to shave your head. But not if you had a sunburn up there recently.. I currently look like I have a terminal case of dandruff going right now because of that.

[mountainmage]

That'd be a pretty lame way to die.

"If only I'd showered more often! Damn it all!"

[Khazd]

I was planning on wearing an "unclean" sign and ringing a bell like a leper in my last days before I succumb to the dandruff/peeling head. Then when I don't die I can tell people its 'cause I have non-faith in Athe.