This is the thread in which I taunt Oldrac mercilessly.

[GreenCrayon]

It does make it more difficult to read, but I admire the craft of it.

You might enjoy a book I have sat upon my lap right now, then. It's called The Pyrates by George MacDonald Fraser, and the first sentence continues from its initial page until a quarter of the way down the next. Many of the following sentences follow suit, and are a paragraph each.

It was lent to me by a friend, but I've never been able to get through more than a few pages of it. The natural break points my mind generates are reliant on full stops*, and I think I'd have to train myself to accept a comma (or semicolon) as a usurper to the break point throne.

*Periods.

[Apocalyptus]

*Periods.

Haha, is it weird that I read that as a spontaneous reference to menstruation?*

*Probably

[GreenCrayon]

Haha, is it weird that I read that as a spontaneous reference to menstruation?

Probably not. I contemplated, then rejected, making a menstruation joke.

[Kimra]

Haha, is it weird that I read that as a spontaneous reference to menstruation?

Probably not. I contemplated, then rejected, making a menstruation joke.

You both beat me too it. I was also going to ask what that had to do with anything. Glad to see the Brits don't name their punctuation after bodily functions.

[Sahan]

Or indeed, to the inverse of frequency.

[AHMETxRock]

Oldrac! Your shell's quality, measured by an objective scale ignoring things like sentiment, is proportional to the amount of sex that I have regularly!

[GreenCrayon]

A gracious double burn, with self-scolded fingers.

Did Ahmet hurt Oldrac's feelings, or his own? It doesn't matter, it's still a solid burn.

[AHMETxRock]

Oh, you were missing for the whole Word-filter fiasco. There there.

[GreenCrayon]

And just like that, I don't like you again.

[AHMETxRock]

What if I learned how to do the mashed potatoe? Or do the twist? Now tell me bay-buh! Do you like me like this?

Tell me... Tell me!

[GreenCrayon]

I'd like you more, but not nearly enough that it could justifiably be called actually liking you.

But, yes, I do have a weakness for people doing ridiculous dances.

[AHMETxRock]

So you're on Oldrac's side for delivering the dancing crayon image eh? I knew there was something fishy about this. You were just trying to make me lower my guard so that Oldrac would have sexual relations with you.

I'm on to you... But not IN TO you, ya know? I mean, you're okay, but it's only like. And not like like, ya know? And definately not a like-like.

[GreenCrayon]

In truth, I took the dancing crayon homage to heart, and so Oldrac does have a huge headstart.

But I promise, no matter how much my feelings change, I won't steal your shield.

[Edminster]

It appears you have found a new foil, Ahmet. Perhaps you should start taunting GC in preparation for the inevitable ForumBattle grudge matches.

[GreenCrayon]

Perhaps you should start taunting GC in preparation for the inevitable ForumBattle grudge matches.

I'd like that. Both the taunting and the ForumBattle.